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A guy who is dependable and empathetic. But sometime very lazy and hardly wants to participate in anything outside of 2 miles away from his house.
Person 1: Yo man I'm going some shit life is hard
Person 2: you should ask tekie he'll sort you out.

Person 1: Yo man let's hang out with Tekie
Person 2: He told me he's too tired again but at least he doesn't ignore the phone.
Tekie by PringleSnake November 22, 2021
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One of the founders of early 20's Fashwave with popular songs such as "Nas Waltz" and "On an earth with no sunshine" Often popularized by the alt right and many meme communities. Many times accompanied by Vaporwave aesthetics and sonnenrad backgrounds Teknein is a staple in the alt paradigm.
I just bought one of Teknein's CD's and now and blew out all the speakers in my car by accident.
Teknein by PaleMenace109 January 26, 2021
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Tekiera Tekie Tekiesha Tony Tekieli Te kiero tekken tekker teke Tekin takie
A simple man who buys his wife from Russia and doesn't know anything about bdo and life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tekeii is a faggot
tekeii by Rawrior September 25, 2017

Tekken Head 

Referring to the earlier Tekken days (PS1 and PS2) when their hair was jagged and unkempt, much like when one rolls out of bed. This can be seen done on purpose by pompous hipsters.
Rushing out the door after waking up from a nyquil coma, Nick was late for work and did not have time to tame his Tekken Head. There was no hope in fixing his Tekken Head and he was later fired for his unkempt appearance.
Tekken Head by MickNeers May 13, 2018

teke teke 

A Yokai spirit of a woman (sometimes a man) who is missing their lower half, The name "Teke Teke" comes from the sound of their lower half dragging across the ground. Not seeming it as they walk on their hands or elbows, the Teke Teke is extremely fast. The way Teke Teke acts is by chopping a person in half just as them.
Person: I heard weird noises last night, like dragging noises
Person 2: Maybe it was a Teke Teke hunting for a lower half
teke teke by OverOppai69 October 29, 2017
Tekeya is an amazing, hot girl who has a lot of intelligence and loves to date her. Most boys would love to date her but when she has her eye on someone she will try and get close to them. She would love to have a happy family when she is older and live a happy life.
'Who is that?'

Oh, that's Tekeya. She is so hot!'

Tekkening 

Pressing one button repetitively in order to beat an opponent. Usually noobs do this because they don't know how to do anything else. This term was popularized by the game Tekken where one could just press punch the entire fight and win as they wouldn't be able to respond.
"Dude I'm not playing with you again unless you stop tekkening"
Tekkening by tekken fan12 December 16, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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