Teiophlile
I was a Teiophlile
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Teliophile
Attraction to adults, primarily from mid to late adolescence, & some, with attempts to engage in sexual activity, or manipulate the adult in a subtle manner for sex.
"I saw Gabriel text this girl over 18 and they exchanged ludes.. he's 15! He's smarter than that"
( This is a definition from a real teliophile, people fail to realize they can also be the predators)
( This is a definition from a real teliophile, people fail to realize they can also be the predators)
Teliophile by KaeCoe December 18, 2020
tedophile
tedophile by larry of the jungle September 20, 2012
tedophile
tedophile by junglelarry September 20, 2012
Tedophile
Someone who serially watches TED Talks and cannot resist the temptation to inject into any conversation. Most sentences start with "I was watching a TED talk..."
Tedophile by SkippyBiff January 18, 2017
Tedophile
A person, who is sexually attracted to black people. Derived from the name Teodor and the Greek word philos (love.)
Tedophile by BlaBlaBlico November 28, 2018
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