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tedophile 

That young grunge girl blew a tedophile.
tedophile by larry of the jungle September 20, 2012

tedophile 

An old redneck pedophile who prefers women outwardly.

Some one who follows Ted Nugent on twitter.
That young chic who blew that tedophile thinks he's a bottom.
tedophile by junglelarry September 20, 2012

Tedophile 

Someone who serially watches TED Talks and cannot resist the temptation to inject into any conversation. Most sentences start with "I was watching a TED talk..."
Gary is such a Tedophile. He cannot help but inject a TED talk into any topic of conversation!
Tedophile by SkippyBiff January 18, 2017

Tedophile 

A person, who is sexually attracted to black people. Derived from the name Teodor and the Greek word philos (love.)
Michael is such a tedophile. He only watches black porn.
Tedophile by BlaBlaBlico November 28, 2018

pedophilesexual 

there’s no such thing as pedophilesexual
pedophilesexual by anonymous January 26, 2021

Sick, Dead or Pedophile. 

A popular drinking game which can start any time the name of an elderly celebrity or public figure is trending on social media. The object of the game is to accurately guess the reason the name is trending. If you guess correctly, everyone who guessed incorrectly must drink a shot. If nobody is correct, everyone drinks two shots. You are not restricted to guessing that they're either sick or dead or a Pedophile although you will find that that is often the case.
Les - I see (celebrity x) is trending, let's play Sick, Dead or Pedophile.

Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?

John - yes.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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