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Teeter-twat 

Related to teeter-tot back n forth, up n down, etc...
My definition- pussying out on decisions, promises and/claims of your word
He teeter-twatted about lending me the money after the wife got wind of it.
Teeter-twat by TwerkyWorder July 12, 2018
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Teter Twat 

A pedophile who specifically rapes little girls and is only interested in vaginas!
Dude that guy Jim!! i think hes a teter twat
Teter Twat by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Teeter Twatter 

Getting handcuffed to a stripper pole while sitting down and having two strippers put there legs up on your shoulders, one from the front and one from the back, and having them seesaw their crotches into your face and back of head.
"Dude, the strippers gave me a teeter twatter at my bachelors' party last night!"
Teeter Twatter by whutthe June 27, 2009

Tommy Twat-Texter

A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.
‘That’s part of the reason we split, Tommy twat-texter

tweeter twatter 

A word used by elderly people to disguise a word that would be used for weird couples. Like a blonde girl (whos hair is not a natural blone... more like a poopy color) or a funky short but not too short hair that can be blonde or brown. The male may look funny or look like an animal such as the duck and the female might look for dead birds in the sky. They are the same age or at least are in the same grade and some teachers might know that one likes the other because friends might like to tell teachers and creep them out.
Meghan has a huge stalker crush on Ryder and he has a duckface........... QUACK!!! These two kids are a tweeter twatter
tweeter twatter by MARIE V. November 15, 2011
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