Teerkating 

When a male contorts and twists his testicles to have the appearance of a meerkat.

Woah, Olafs balls look atrocious! He must've been Teerkating.

Teerkating by ThatPenismancer June 27, 2024

Meerkating 

When one looks around looking for danger

Hey you see that guy looking around randomly? Yeah hes meerkating

Meerkating by ThanosDemandsYourSilence April 23, 2019

Meerkating 

When one pops up over the edge of their cubical to be nosey as to what's going on around them.

There goes Shiela from the Customer Service meerkating again. B**** just has to know what's going on all the time...

Meerkating by Anal Bum Cover for 1600. February 6, 2017

twerkxting

Twerking while texting. The content of a twerkxt typically self commends the coordinated and dextrous feat of twerking and texting at the same time.

Carlos: What ya doing?
Amber: I am at the club twerkxting. No autocorrect over here ... my thumbs and butt move with perfect independent grace. Which is more than you ever did with your life you deadbeat.

twerkxting by choga October 3, 2016

Meerkating 

The act of peeing against a wall or into a bush on a long car journey, generally in groups of 2 or more. The group resembles a mob of meerkats as they are all stood to attention, rapidly looking around to ensure that no-one sees them peeing against a wall, just as a meerkat would look for predators.

"Are those men meerkating?'
'Yes, this is a long road with no service stations"

Meerkating by ABryce-Clegg August 18, 2016

smash-terbating 

mastering so rough and profusely that your penis or vagina chafe and/or bleed due to friction.

Tom: dude I was masturbateing so much last night that it turned into smash-terbating.

smash-terbating by killfacejj July 3, 2011

Meerkating 

The action of looking up suddenly from your mobile phone or tablet when something good is happening on TV

A lot of people were meerkating during the Big Brother final

Meerkating by mobilegenie February 11, 2014