smash-terbating

mastering so rough and profusely that your penis or vagina chafe and/or bleed due to friction.

Tom: dude I was masturbateing so much last night that it turned into smash-terbating.

by killfacejj July 02, 2011

GFs

grape fruit sandwiches

Tom: hey one of my old GFs told me you were gay.
Tim: you should not listen to grape fruit sandwiches they are very untrustworthy.

by killfacejj July 02, 2011