Teeballs
Teeballs by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024
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shad your teeballs
Another way of saying "shut the hell up"; originated in La Cañada, CA.
Can be truncated to "shad" if desired.
Can be truncated to "shad" if desired.
shad your teeballs by charker September 8, 2005
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teeball
Def. 1: Used to describe something particularly easy, generally a task.
Def.2: Used to describe someone of the opposite sex, particularly in how easy it will be to pick that person up. A sure thing.
origin: beginner's little league game of the same name, where the degree of difficulty in hitting a baseball is reduced by placing it on a tee for the child to hit.
Def.2: Used to describe someone of the opposite sex, particularly in how easy it will be to pick that person up. A sure thing.
origin: beginner's little league game of the same name, where the degree of difficulty in hitting a baseball is reduced by placing it on a tee for the child to hit.
teleballs
Synonymous to phoneballs, teleballs enable one to say things telephonically, that is, over the phone, that they would not normally be capable of saying when face-to-face.
See phoneballs.
See phoneballs.
"Dude, last night, I totally told Karen that she's a douche bag."
"Yeah, but Robbie, let's face it. You're like every other 'obbie' out there, you just grew a pair of teleballs. And dude, you smell like piss."
"Yeah, but Robbie, let's face it. You're like every other 'obbie' out there, you just grew a pair of teleballs. And dude, you smell like piss."
teleballs by prankmaster July 30, 2007
Sex Teeball
A baseball metaphor (along the lines of getting to the plate, to 1st base, to 2nd base... etceteria) for a member of the opposite sex that obviously desires coitus but will not make the first move. He/she is just sitting there and all you have to do is "make contact" and the deal is closed i.e. home run.
Sex Teeball by Fawesome80 June 18, 2010
teeball
A sex position that involves three homosexual males where a fun, kiddy recreation sport is recreated for orgasmic pleasure.
Male A lies on the floor with a hard-on (the tee)
Male B crouches over Male A, gently resting his balls on the tip of Male A's penis (the ball)
Male C kneels down next to Males A and B and proceeds to swing his penis in order to make contact with Male B's balls. (the bat)
Male A lies on the floor with a hard-on (the tee)
Male B crouches over Male A, gently resting his balls on the tip of Male A's penis (the ball)
Male C kneels down next to Males A and B and proceeds to swing his penis in order to make contact with Male B's balls. (the bat)
Jim meets his homosexual friends for coffee at Starbucks.
Jim says, "Hey fellas, I'm feeling particularly horny tonight. Let's play teeball."
Jim says, "Hey fellas, I'm feeling particularly horny tonight. Let's play teeball."
teeball by raccoonkinggallet February 28, 2010
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