teeball 

Def. 1: Used to describe something particularly easy, generally a task.
Def.2: Used to describe someone of the opposite sex, particularly in how easy it will be to pick that person up. A sure thing.

origin: beginner's little league game of the same name, where the degree of difficulty in hitting a baseball is reduced by placing it on a tee for the child to hit.

"I know the guy who runs that place, so getting our friends in should be teeball tonight."

"See that drunk chick over there? Total teeball."

teeball by Mr. Dyche August 16, 2006

teeball 

A sex position that involves three homosexual males where a fun, kiddy recreation sport is recreated for orgasmic pleasure.

Male A lies on the floor with a hard-on (the tee)

Male B crouches over Male A, gently resting his balls on the tip of Male A's penis (the ball)

Male C kneels down next to Males A and B and proceeds to swing his penis in order to make contact with Male B's balls. (the bat)

Jim meets his homosexual friends for coffee at Starbucks.

Jim says, "Hey fellas, I'm feeling particularly horny tonight. Let's play teeball."

teeball by raccoonkinggallet February 28, 2010

Sex Teeball 

A baseball metaphor (along the lines of getting to the plate, to 1st base, to 2nd base... etceteria) for a member of the opposite sex that obviously desires coitus but will not make the first move. He/she is just sitting there and all you have to do is "make contact" and the deal is closed i.e. home run.

Those girls so wanted it and were so into us, it was like sex teeball in there.

Sex Teeball by Fawesome80 June 18, 2010

Teebala-Mesar 

A word to show your support for your beloved ones, which is mostly used in northern part of iran. It means "May your problems hit my head!".

When a man says "Teebala-Mesar" to his fiance, girl friend or wife, it literally means that "I will protect you against your problems". This word is said to relieve one's anxiety.

Example 1:
My darling, Don't be sad about your problems at work. Teebala-Mesar!

Example 2:
My son, Teebala-Mesar!. Be brave when you encounter with the new issues in your life.

Teebala-Mesar by WildWetWords August 20, 2018

tieball 

Sport of kings. See TOUFT and The only use for ties. Act of hitting a bottle cap around a court with your tie, trying to score against and inflict maximum amount of pain on your opponents by charging, elbowdropping, biting, and general icehockey style violence.

Violent footbal/wrestlging/icehockey/rugby/american footbal/random/nidojie with ties.

tieball by Sam Cairns February 28, 2005

Toeball

Toeball, or toeballing, is the act of using the toes to kick a soccer ball as opposed to the top of the foot. Toeballs are done mainly by soccer beginners. Cocky golies and Varsity players may at times use the word as if they are better players.

"Look, some new players!"
"Probably a bunch of toeballers."

Toeball by ColdVantage January 4, 2005

teleballs 

Synonymous to phoneballs, teleballs enable one to say things telephonically, that is, over the phone, that they would not normally be capable of saying when face-to-face.

See phoneballs.

"Dude, last night, I totally told Karen that she's a douche bag."

"Yeah, but Robbie, let's face it. You're like every other 'obbie' out there, you just grew a pair of teleballs. And dude, you smell like piss."

teleballs by prankmaster July 30, 2007