Definitions by Ohioveteran2035

Aquatic Variable 

Performing any sex move underwater

"Yo me and Mandi did Aquatic Variable "Blumpkin" last week, It was so exhilarating!

Aquatic Variable by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024

D'lumpkin 

Getting "Blumpkin" and having small people (midgets or dwarves) fondling your testicles.

"Dude she was so freaky her and her midget friend gave me D'lumpkin"

D'lumpkin by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024

Teeballs 

When a male sets their testicles on a baseball tee and someone hits them with a baseball bat.

"Me and Frank played Teeballs the other day, They are so bruised."

Teeballs by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024