Tedzo

An absolute god the best man alive nothing can beat Tedzo

Wow there goes Tedzo woah I wish I was him

by Mr Tedzo May 4, 2021

Teddoom

A ritual for the Teddoomians. Often preformed by these people, Teddoom is a ritual that consists of doing quiet coyote, in a circle with five or more people. The ritual starts off by making a sacrifice to the Teddoom God; also Teddoom. The sacrifice has to be loved by one or more of the Teddoomians participating in the ritual. It has to be living. Once the sacrifice is made, the Teddoom chant has already begun. All the Teddoomians in the circle say “Teddoom” simultaneously, then tap their quiet coyotes three times. Any more than three times will lead to instantaneous death.

After dinner, we sacrificed Mom so we could participate in Teddoom!

by tcannon0004 October 10, 2018

Matthew Tedford

A guy. He's a lifegaurd, he has a killer body. You know what's even better? He's the perfect combination of cute, handsome, and hot. And he's kind of a moron, yet he's one of the smartest guys you'll ever meet. He'll come off as a douche and that's what makes him so attractive. Inside, he's the softest and funniest guy you'll ever talk to. Even though he's a pussy for sleep, he'll stay up late talking to you because he loves you.

Hey, are you dating anyone?

Yeah! I'm dating Matthew Tedford!

Matthew Tedford, the perfect guy? Hah, lucky.

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedia March 31, 2013

terzo

God
Without him there is nothing
He is love
He is life
He is gorgeous

Dude terzo is so hot bro

by T3rz0 November 29, 2021

Terzo

TERZO OMG HES SO FUCKING HOT SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMAAAAAAASH I LOVE HIM MARRY ME BBG PLEEEEEAAAASE JUST ONE CHANCE

friend: bro have you ever heard of this guy terzo?

me: YESSSSSSS HES SO FUCKING HOT I WANNA MARRY HIM AND CUDDLE WITH HIM AND FUCK HIM AND EVERYTHING

friend: CHILL THE FUCK OUT JESUS CHRIST-

by cardinalcopiasbbg November 8, 2022

TedLock

A TedLock is a unbreakable hold in which a man of a shy nature cuckholds you with an inch of you life, mercy in his hands and only time to tell, this move was created out of love and hope but when used with malicious intent can be fatal...

"fuck off Joe you stinky little twat" as Ted sneaks behind him and puts him in a hold unreachable by the beta male, smacks his feet to the ground and reaches his arms around Joe's neck as he clenches his left shoulder to the floor, Joe is no longer a human, just road kill a result of years of training and bacon scariness. He has been in a TedLock

by Markbobcat October 3, 2020

tedious

annoying because it is long or slow; boring

watching bowls is so tedious; it just goes on and on and on and on and on...............

by nirry April 26, 2008