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A TedLock is a unbreakable hold in which a man of a shy nature cuckholds you with an inch of you life, mercy in his hands and only time to tell, this move was created out of love and hope but when used with malicious intent can be fatal...
"fuck off Joe you stinky little twat" as Ted sneaks behind him and puts him in a hold unreachable by the beta male, smacks his feet to the ground and reaches his arms around Joe's neck as he clenches his left shoulder to the floor, Joe is no longer a human, just road kill a result of years of training and bacon scariness. He has been in a TedLock
TedLock by Markbobcat October 3, 2020
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The god of all the land.
The most important person in the world.
He comes from a long line of Tadlock's.
But the Tadlock born on 1990 is our god.
we must worship him.
And all hot girls must have sex with him.
Or else the wrath of Tadlcok will unleash on the planet earth
"OMG i whant to suck Tadlock's shoes",said by Butt Face
Tadlock by Tadlock October 8, 2006
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When your butt hairs get tangled up in your swim shorts while you are swimming.
Damnit,I've gotton a tadlock again!
Tadlock by coolkid14 October 9, 2006
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