Ted’s Spread
In Jarts (lawn darts); the act of fluffing the hoop with your buttocks facing the court of play. With the proper attire, you’re man bits should be visible.
Ted’s Spread by Mad Skeezy May 11, 2018
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Ted's Bus
Someone who is not attractive. Taken from the slang word "busted"- (bus ted- backwards= "teds bus")
There are different levels of not attractive.
Ugly = "riding Ted's bus"
Very Ugly = "driving Ted's Bus"
Ugliest = "mechanic of Ted's Bus"
There are different levels of not attractive.
Ugly = "riding Ted's bus"
Very Ugly = "driving Ted's Bus"
Ugliest = "mechanic of Ted's Bus"
Ted's Bus by Sarah Snedeker January 21, 2009
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Ted’s Law
The law that, in generality and absent mitigating circumstances or context, “the fact that you have to say ‘they’re not that bad’ means that they are that bad.”
First published after extensive research into the sexually available women of Boston, MA in the 2012 Seth MacFarlane film Ted, spoken by the eponymous Ted, whom MacFarlane also voiced.
First published after extensive research into the sexually available women of Boston, MA in the 2012 Seth MacFarlane film Ted, spoken by the eponymous Ted, whom MacFarlane also voiced.
Ted:
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.
John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.
Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.
John:
They're not that bad.
Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad.
Guy watching the movie: So that’s where Ted’s Law comes from!
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.
John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.
Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.
John:
They're not that bad.
Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad.
Guy watching the movie: So that’s where Ted’s Law comes from!
Ted’s Law by me.....really May 7, 2021
Ted’s Mom
1. Any mom of a friend of yours that is just bangin’. A real cougar of a woman after college cock and is always down for some DP with some college studs. When she orgasms, it’s like an earthquake of shaking followed by a flash flood from her squirting puss juice.
2. Any milf that is your friend’s mom that is always wanting to fuck frat boys.
2. Any milf that is your friend’s mom that is always wanting to fuck frat boys.
1. Chad: Bro why is the floor so wet?
Brad: Do you remember that smoking hot mom that came down the other day? Yeah, Tyler and just got done with her. She’s such a Ted’s Mom.
2. Frat boy: Yo, the mom of that new pledge keeps eye-fucking me bro, I bet she’s a real Ted’s Mom!
Brad: Do you remember that smoking hot mom that came down the other day? Yeah, Tyler and just got done with her. She’s such a Ted’s Mom.
2. Frat boy: Yo, the mom of that new pledge keeps eye-fucking me bro, I bet she’s a real Ted’s Mom!
Ted’s Mom by Pikeyjuan69 November 24, 2021
bill and ted's excellent adventure
The most awesome movie ever made. Two punk kids from the 80's (Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter) go back in time with a phone booth.
bill and ted's excellent adventure by bryan18 August 29, 2005
bill and ted's excellent adventure
An aewsome movie where these two dudes go in a time machine and bring back all these famous people for this school project.
bill and ted's excellent adventure by darkdreamer July 21, 2003
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure Cheese Sandwich
A cheese sandwich that pairs most excellently with watching the Bill and Ted series.
Ingredients:
White Bread
Craft Cheese Singles
Recipe:
Place a slice of bread in the center of a microwave safe plate, add 1 slice of cheese, add 1 slice of bread. Repeat until you have a 4 tier tower of bread and cheese.
Cook:
Microwave on high until the cheese melts and you have a soggy tower of cheese and bread.
Enjoy!
Ingredients:
White Bread
Craft Cheese Singles
Recipe:
Place a slice of bread in the center of a microwave safe plate, add 1 slice of cheese, add 1 slice of bread. Repeat until you have a 4 tier tower of bread and cheese.
Cook:
Microwave on high until the cheese melts and you have a soggy tower of cheese and bread.
Enjoy!
I’ll be god damned if I don’t eat a mother fucking Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure Cheese Sandwich every time I watch Bill and Ted!
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure Cheese Sandwich by FreeGuitarLessons August 28, 2020
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