Techtitis

When you Rage Quit while playing with your friend.

Tech have techtitis

Yesterday Bigmoe had techtitis while playing dota2

by Shock10wave October 24, 2020

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textitis

The thumb/wrist pain that results from excessive texting.

My wrist hurts SO bad. Must be from the 900 text messages sent this month. I think it's textitis .

by CrazyMN May 30, 2008

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Techtitis • techitis • textitis • testitis • Techfetish • Techfetist • technitian • TechNition • techthisout • Techtistic

technition or technitions/ a hard core tech n9ne fan one who loves all music by the tech. a follower of the strange music movement/revolution. spelled techNITION as in ammunition or ignition similar to his style, perfomance and/or the personality of a technitions rowdy rough hyphy hardkore inergetic & intelligent!

TECHNITIONS!
ARUGHGH! ARUGHGH!! ARUGHGH!!!

by THE TECHNITION #9 March 28, 2009

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Textitis

1) Overly excessive texting disease.

origin: Caused dominantly by the new wave of technology, innovation and collaboration of Instant Messaging programs with Handheld Phone Devices. Popular reference: Sidekick. cell phones with keyboard pad available.

texting is of course available to regular standard cell phones without keyboards.

Most commonly used by Young Adults.

You have textitis.

You know who put the definition of textitis.

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by mmikey December 9, 2008

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techitis

a condition afflicting girls who attend New Mexico Tech which makes them feel like hot pieces of ass even though they are stank hoes.

Dude, you see that bitch walking with her chest in her air? She's got techitis for sure.

by Lil' Mike December 7, 2005

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Textitis

A common sickness in which the sufferer will absolutely not text someone no matter how much they want to. It is usually caused by this person being afraid of what the response will be (usually from someone of the opposite sex).

Common excuses of the sufferer include but are not limited to: 'she is probably asleep', 'i'll text her later', 'i don't want to seem desperate', etc...

The most effective remedy for Textitis is to simply 'grow a pair'.

The most common effect of Textitis is extreme regret, low self-esteem, loneliness, and self-hatred.

"Dude, are you going to text her back or not?"
"No, I dont want to wake her up."
"Man, I think you have textitis."
"You're probably right. I dont know how to get rid of it though."
"The most effective treatment is to grow a pair. Or you can even purchase an artificial pair. I know a guy."

by freddy8289 March 2, 2010

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