TechNition 

technition or technitions/ a hard core tech n9ne fan one who loves all music by the tech. a follower of the strange music movement/revolution. spelled techNITION as in ammunition or ignition similar to his style, perfomance and/or the personality of a technitions rowdy rough hyphy hardkore inergetic & intelligent!

TECHNITIONS!
ARUGHGH! ARUGHGH!! ARUGHGH!!!

TechNition by THE TECHNITION #9 March 28, 2009

Underwater Ceramic Technician 

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)

What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.

Underwater Ceramic Technician by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010

human research technician 

the politically correct terminology for someone who enjoys reading and/or memorizing the little tidbits of information you can learn by scouring a friends facebook page.

used for those who are offended by the term facebook creeper.

there is a facebook group devoted to this cause.

'facebook creeper' is offensive; i prefer 'human research technician'.

human research technician by oggles January 13, 2009

Sound Technician 

the guy that sits at the sound desk back of the auditorium. Is talented and knowledgeable in all things sound. Has the best taste in music. May also be known as Audio Jesus, Sound God or Sound Master Do not piss them off because they will either mute your microphone during your solo or strangle you with an xlr

singer: make sure my voice sounds good
Sound technician: sorry I cant put in what god left out you stupid talentless twat

Sound Technician by davetech1981 November 18, 2011

Ass Technician 

someone who uses you for a butt puppet in prison, or just uses you as a butt puppet in general

OG LOC:Man, i dont give a fuck what anybody says!!!I Ain't nobody's ass technician

Ass Technician by Dont worry bout it November 12, 2004

bong technician 

A bong technician is someone who is intimately familiar with the operation of any bong or bong-like device. These people are often in charge of reloading, cleaning, and packing among a large group, and are the go-to people for fixing latent smoking problems that others are too fucking high to recognize.

"Yo, check out Bongtech Betty over there. That chick sure knows how to pack that shit."

"I was glad to have that bong technician around yesterday when fucking Mike blew out an o-ring."

bong technician by Discordant September 13, 2009

Giro Technician 

The Job title of a person that is on the dole!
The politically correct term for a bum!

What do you do for a living?
Me, I'm a giro technician! The money's whack but the hours are great!

Giro Technician by Phatzoot June 23, 2011