technitian
Lying sack of shit
technitian by Toshi-Oshi December 19, 2021
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Underwater Ceramic Technician
What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.
Underwater Ceramic Technician by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010
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human research technician
the politically correct terminology for someone who enjoys reading and/or memorizing the little tidbits of information you can learn by scouring a friends facebook page.
used for those who are offended by the term facebook creeper.
there is a facebook group devoted to this cause.
used for those who are offended by the term facebook creeper.
there is a facebook group devoted to this cause.
human research technician by oggles January 13, 2009
techn9cian
One who bows down to the almighty tech n9ne :)
They prove their loyalty by reciting the following..
The Pledge of a Techn9cian
Together we are a powerful force,
As one mind, body and soul.
Let no evil enter nor attempt
To reduce us because of the beliefs we hold.
And with this love c0mbined with our strength,
We ward off pain and stress.
Technician I am wholeheartedly in life and in death!
They prove their loyalty by reciting the following..
The Pledge of a Techn9cian
Together we are a powerful force,
As one mind, body and soul.
Let no evil enter nor attempt
To reduce us because of the beliefs we hold.
And with this love c0mbined with our strength,
We ward off pain and stress.
Technician I am wholeheartedly in life and in death!
Repeat after me
" Together we are a powerful force,
As one mind, body and soul.
Let no evil enter nor attempt
To reduce us because of the beliefs we hold.
And with this love combined with our strength,
We ward off pain and stress.
Technician I am wholeheartedly in life and in death!"
You are now a techn9cian :D
" Together we are a powerful force,
As one mind, body and soul.
Let no evil enter nor attempt
To reduce us because of the beliefs we hold.
And with this love combined with our strength,
We ward off pain and stress.
Technician I am wholeheartedly in life and in death!"
You are now a techn9cian :D
techn9cian by thee waitress :) April 28, 2011
Sound Technician
the guy that sits at the sound desk back of the auditorium. Is talented and knowledgeable in all things sound. Has the best taste in music. May also be known as Audio Jesus, Sound God or Sound Master Do not piss them off because they will either mute your microphone during your solo or strangle you with an xlr
singer: make sure my voice sounds good
Sound technician: sorry I cant put in what god left out you stupid talentless twat
Sound technician: sorry I cant put in what god left out you stupid talentless twat
Sound Technician by davetech1981 November 18, 2011
Ass Technician
Ass Technician by Dont worry bout it November 12, 2004
bong technician
A bong technician is someone who is intimately familiar with the operation of any bong or bong-like device. These people are often in charge of reloading, cleaning, and packing among a large group, and are the go-to people for fixing latent smoking problems that others are too fucking high to recognize.
"Yo, check out Bongtech Betty over there. That chick sure knows how to pack that shit."
"I was glad to have that bong technician around yesterday when fucking Mike blew out an o-ring."
"I was glad to have that bong technician around yesterday when fucking Mike blew out an o-ring."
bong technician by Discordant September 13, 2009
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