Technolize 

the coolest person alive in the history of this planet

Godly unmatched skillz

Technolize by Technolize March 16, 2005

Texhnolyze 

Texhnolyze is an anime created by most of the staff who worked on another well-known anime called Serial Experiments: Lain. Texhnolyze is about the underground experimental city known as Lux, which is being controlled by three warring factions; the Union, the Racan and the Organo. The series follows the lives of some individuals in Lux, who are all linked through the science of Texhnolyze. Texhnolyze is a new science which allows new, robotic limbs to be grafted onto the human body without fear of the body rejecting the limb(s).

The series itself is dark and edgy, dealing with concepts such as power, control, human evolution through trans-humanism, human spirit and the struggle to survive. A fantastic anime which, while it takes a while to get into, really does make you think, and marvel at the world of Texhnolyze.

"Texhnolyze, is furthering human evolution."

Texhnolyze by Ryushi April 27, 2006

technolojesus 

"As the legend goes, Jesus once encountered the Borg. The Borg attacked him, he turned the other cheek, and the Borg promptly sedated him. When he woke up, he had been assimilated. His new found fusion with the complex technology of the Borg was not something he rejected - he rejoiced. He swayed the Borg to be peaceful while he downloaded all the coolest new apps. He taught the Borg to meditate on compassion while he traded stocks from his iPhone. He cured the deaf among the Borg and gave them hands-free bluetooth ear pieces. He even showed them tranquility and sent them the most elite tracker invitations."

"Continually, he led them to enlightenment and free porn, but they were not satisfied. A glitch named Judas caused the Borg to attack Jesus. They soldered him to a steel wall. Though in his final moments he became entranced, marveling at visions of bleeding edge technology, he faded. As his last breath left his body, his netbook dropped from his hands and he died. Three days later he just kinda woke up. He rose into the air - floating, wrapped in a buzzword cloud widget. His gaze fell upon them as he ventured to speak, but nay, words did not come - only the most beautiful ringtone fluttered gaily from his lips and echoed throughout the cold halls of the cube. With that, the Borg bowed low and he vanished."

* The term technolojesus is now used widely as a title for anyone skilled with computers or electronics who also happens to be a compassionate badass with mad wisdom.

Bro, the other day this technolojesus came through and recovered my Brazillian fart-porn off my hard drive - I thought it was fragged, but this dude saved my life.

technolojesus by moultedsaws October 26, 2010

technoized

When a DJ or anybody else takes an old or already made song, and gives it a techno beat or style.

Some Technoized Songs:
Self Esteem (Offspring)
Numb/Encore (LPJZ)

technoized by KevinJ. June 30, 2007

technologeable 

To have a lot of knowledge about technology

that guy is more "technologeable" than Bill Gates

technologeable by thegreatestofalltime August 28, 2009

Technolitard 

One slow or unable to operate technology invented after their generation’s paramount years.

Mom - "Can you help me with this thing, I can't figure it out?"

Son - "Wow you can't even check your own voicemail; you're such a technolitard."

Technolitard by Krusty Wood January 7, 2008

Technoliterate 

To have the ability to read and/or write on a computer program or other technological device.

See also:

The mashing of two real words to create a seemingly real one that is able to fool "like" happy facebook users.

"Tried to read for SUST, reading was sideways, prof, y u no technoliterate" - BVH

Technoliterate by nowitsreal March 30, 2011