Technogorp 

Someone who is so inept when it comes to anything technology related, it embarrasses 21st century mankind.

"Andy, did Mav forget how to turn his laptop on again?" "Yes, he's such a technogorp!!"

Technogorp by Marek Ponkle September 19, 2011

Technoherpes 

Also known as computer viruses, Technoherpes infects your computer and forces it to perform wildly varying activities without your knowledge...at first...then the hate-filled emails from everyone you know start to pour into your mailbox!

Technoherpes infection is normally caused by social manipulation, and most Technoherpes infestations are caused by a complete lack of forethought on the part of the computer operator clicking links without thinking AT ALL about what they're clicking on.

Thank our wonderful politicians for destroying the educational system, and the media for never making note that people are, for the most part, no longer capable of critical thinking, and will quickly click on a link to the most moronic things without thinking for even a millisecond, if they expect even the tinest bit of entertaining idiocy.

Easiest avoidance measures: Using a little-known and seldom used anatomical fat deposit known as "the brain." (No, not Pinky's friend...the other one...)

Note: "The Brain" should also be employed during the lead up, and while VOTING, although over the last century or so, there is no evidence that this is a common practise until AFTER the criminals have been voted in. The second a new election is called, there appears to be a genetic switch that instantly terminates all higher brain function until the day after the actual vote has occurred.

Technoherpes is normally spread via such channels as:

Links for discount shoes, dating sites, free credit report services, and more. If it was in the news recently, its a potential source of technoherpes infection!

Emails about how a Nigerian prince who needs YOU to "hold millions of dollars, in return for a percentage", US military Iraqi/BinLaden/Afghani/etc. cash hordes, dying widows of billionnaires who have noone else to leave their fortunes to, et cetera.

Of course, you can't forget about what started it all...PENIS ENLARGEMENT EMAILS!

Honestly, if those things worked, we'd all be able to take a whiz in Central Park by this point, right?

No...it wouldn't even matter what state or country you were in at the time! We've all seen THOUSANDS of those emails by this point, and at "a guaranteed minimum of three inches" per email...now you're talking in MILES!

Technoherpes by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven November 14, 2011

Technolorgy 

A large gathering of males testing out or playing with a new phone, iPod, laptop, etc.. Usually held in the basement of the host's mom's house and involves numerous frozen and/or deep fried food items.

Gene: So we got together and played with our N95s...
Paul: Fool, we had those at last year's technolorgy!

Alain: There was this really hot chick at yesterday's technolorgy.
Harry: Really?
Alain: April fool's!

Technolorgy by Nickorido March 9, 2009

technagoraphobia 

The fear of being in an open place away from technology. Tech (technology) + agoraphobia (the fear of open places) = the fear of open places without technology.

Richard could not enjoy camping because he didn't have his Palm Pilot, laptop and cell phone.

technagoraphobia by Drew Goodmanson August 20, 2003

TechnoCore

The AI TechnoCore is a society of sentient computer systems that exist in the Hyperion book series, by Dan Simmons. The TechnoCore exists inside the singularities that compose the farcaster web, and use excess human neurons as a easily accessible form of processing power. This TechnoCore seceeded from the Hegemony of Man four hundred years before the events in Hyperion, and was later destroyed by Meina Gladstone after the supposed Ouster invasion of the web worlds. Thus, TechnoCore refers to a bunch of semi-evil computers manipulating humanity for thier own ends.

The TechnoCore wishes to speak with you, CEO.

TechnoCore by StNitrogen September 2, 2008

technogypsy 

Some who lives a mobile life using communications technology to allow teleworking from anywhere in the world.

technogypsy by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

Technolophobe 

A person who is terrified of technology and refuses to use any technology that is recent or up-to-date. Usually a person of older age who grew up when new technology didn't exist and do not have any desire to use basic newer technology such as computers, dvrs, dvds, HD tvs, iPods, XM/Sirius radios, debit cards, etc.

My grandma is such a technolophobe. It looks like 1975 in her house. She has a tv with basic cable, and that's about it for entertainment. I bought her an iPod and she took it back and bought clothes with the money!

Technolophobe by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010