TechnoCore

The AI TechnoCore is a society of sentient computer systems that exist in the Hyperion book series, by Dan Simmons. The TechnoCore exists inside the singularities that compose the farcaster web, and use excess human neurons as a easily accessible form of processing power. This TechnoCore seceeded from the Hegemony of Man four hundred years before the events in Hyperion, and was later destroyed by Meina Gladstone after the supposed Ouster invasion of the web worlds. Thus, TechnoCore refers to a bunch of semi-evil computers manipulating humanity for thier own ends.

The TechnoCore wishes to speak with you, CEO.

TechnoCore by StNitrogen September 2, 2008

TechnoCore

A style of music pioneered by The Forgetful Reagans, a band from San Antonio, Texas.

The style involves blending hardcore and punk with techno and drum & bass. The overall result sounds like thick, chunky guitars played over electronic beats, also featuring DJ scratching.

Vocals are usually rapped, screamed and sung, and border on hysteria.

The entire style is very energetic, chaotic, and humorous.

The Forgetful Reagans

TechnoCore by Jeff Norton February 8, 2004

technobreak

To die from playing with yourself too much.

Guy 1: I heard Joseph died of a technobreak.
Guy 2: No way he is so lucky.

technobreak by ByDevon January 16, 2017

Technolorgy 

A large gathering of males testing out or playing with a new phone, iPod, laptop, etc.. Usually held in the basement of the host's mom's house and involves numerous frozen and/or deep fried food items.

Gene: So we got together and played with our N95s...
Paul: Fool, we had those at last year's technolorgy!

Alain: There was this really hot chick at yesterday's technolorgy.
Harry: Really?
Alain: April fool's!

Technolorgy by Nickorido March 9, 2009

technocrasshole 

The word « technocrasshole » is a slang corporate word to define a growing type of workers in corporation and professional settings. These workers hide their incompetency behind laws, processes, financial reports and the like. Since technocratic tools and expert jargon are on their side they believe that they possess the truth and that the rest of the universe is composed by unknowledgeable people. Technocrasshole cannot demonstrate any type of creativity, create “red tape” where none is required and enjoy creating “work-generating” useless processes. While in fact they are the direct antithesis of efficiency, their arrogance pushes them to try to expand their technocratic view throughout the organization causing irreparable harm to it. As a result, technocrasshole’s speeches successfully allure the other technocrats, the incompetents and “Wally” of the office. This is what makes them more dangerous than the typical low-profile technocrat. The net result of the technocrasshole’s influence is a deterioration of the level of efficacy within an organization.

Unfortunately for the corporate world, incompetent Lawyers, Accountants, Quality Assurance experts and Consultants often become Technocrasshole.

technocrasshole by zirconbh May 20, 2010

technolojesus 

"As the legend goes, Jesus once encountered the Borg. The Borg attacked him, he turned the other cheek, and the Borg promptly sedated him. When he woke up, he had been assimilated. His new found fusion with the complex technology of the Borg was not something he rejected - he rejoiced. He swayed the Borg to be peaceful while he downloaded all the coolest new apps. He taught the Borg to meditate on compassion while he traded stocks from his iPhone. He cured the deaf among the Borg and gave them hands-free bluetooth ear pieces. He even showed them tranquility and sent them the most elite tracker invitations."

"Continually, he led them to enlightenment and free porn, but they were not satisfied. A glitch named Judas caused the Borg to attack Jesus. They soldered him to a steel wall. Though in his final moments he became entranced, marveling at visions of bleeding edge technology, he faded. As his last breath left his body, his netbook dropped from his hands and he died. Three days later he just kinda woke up. He rose into the air - floating, wrapped in a buzzword cloud widget. His gaze fell upon them as he ventured to speak, but nay, words did not come - only the most beautiful ringtone fluttered gaily from his lips and echoed throughout the cold halls of the cube. With that, the Borg bowed low and he vanished."

* The term technolojesus is now used widely as a title for anyone skilled with computers or electronics who also happens to be a compassionate badass with mad wisdom.

Bro, the other day this technolojesus came through and recovered my Brazillian fart-porn off my hard drive - I thought it was fragged, but this dude saved my life.

technolojesus by moultedsaws October 26, 2010

technologeable 

To have a lot of knowledge about technology

that guy is more "technologeable" than Bill Gates

technologeable by thegreatestofalltime August 28, 2009