Technotide

The overwhelming feeling or wave of technological advancements and information that can be hard to keep up with.

"With the rapid emergence of new gadgets and platforms, many people are experiencing a technotide."

by AbsoluteViking October 18, 2023

Technode

When you kill an orphan in such a way that you would make Technoblade proud.

You just got technode neeeerrrrrdd!!!!!

by Technoblade never dies August 6, 2023

technoized

When a DJ or anybody else takes an old or already made song, and gives it a techno beat or style.

Some Technoized Songs:
Self Esteem (Offspring)
Numb/Encore (LPJZ)

by KevinJ. June 30, 2007

Technodexterous

Technodexterous is the skillful ability to use programs on different operating systems equally well. For example, while some companies allow their employees to select a computer of their preference (Windows or Mac), they require IT support personnel to be technodexterous—knowledgeable about both.

My buddy really saved me! The dude is technodexterous. Even though he swears by Mac, he was able to figure out how to setup my network connections on my Dell.

by B-Dubbaya August 12, 2011

Technoid

An enthusiast of robots and humanoid machines. A similar fascination for robots to that of a furries' fascination of anthropomorphic animals.

That guy has a robot for his online avatar. He's probably a technoid.

by Zelagero May 20, 2019

Auto Technotic Asphyxiation

Masturbating while strangulating oneself with a USB cable, a mouse wire, or an iPod earphone cord.

"Did you hear about Bill? They found him dead in a hotel room with his iPod cord around his neck. Called it "Auto Technotic Asphyxiation. I suppose the irony is that he was listening to Air Supply at the time."

by angryguntotingmeateater August 26, 2009

technotarded

1. A person who has no clue about technology. 2. An insecure individual who calls the Help Desk of any organization who starts off their problem with, "I am not computer savvy." 3. A technologically-challenged individual.

Oh my gawd, I'm surrounded by technotards! They couldn't operate a C64 without a owner's manual!!

by firahz May 13, 2005