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technically-augmented ta-tas 

A profile enhancement achieved through wearing padding in one's brassiere.
Want to cause a tempest in a C cup? Just get some technically-augmented ta-tas. A little padding works every time.

Technically Reclined

Adjective to describe someone who is skilled enough to afford being lazy.

Literal sense: Be able to solve the problem without getting out of bed.
"Did you have to go into the office to fix the issue?"

"No. I stayed in bed and talked them through it while half asleep. I'm technically reclined like that"
Technically Reclined by DanoNYC January 3, 2010

technically challenged 

technically 

What 12 year olds say to sound smart. Often found said by smartasses to make someone look wrong and stupid.
Bitch: Well technically i didnt do anything.
Teacher: STFU
technically by George May 13, 2005

technically correct 

"You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct"

Something is technically wrong 

Lame excuse given by guys unable to get a boner when in bed with their mates.
"C´mon Rod... gimme dad super boner tonite."

Ummmmm... sorry sweety, something is technically wrong.