Techinept

An individual that is utterly incapable of handling technological hardware.

I'm so techinept I keep taking photos of the inside of my purse with my phone.

Techinept by AffirmThis August 10, 2012

Bismuth Technetium Hydride 

Bismuth Technetium Hydride (BiTcH) is a chemical compound that is common in most high schools and universities! It is rather toxic to your mental health and is known to defeat your self-esteem

John: What is wrong with Bill, he's gotten depressed?
George: He has a case of Bismuth Technetium Hydride poisoning!

Bismuth Technetium Hydride by Kiwi610 January 25, 2013

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium

The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.

"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 29, 2017

technetium

A silvery element, at. no. 43, symbol Tc, that does not appear to occur in the Earth's crust at all due to its radioactivity. It is the lightest radioactive element and is produced by deuteron bombardment of molybdenum.

Technetium is one of the most powerfull preventatives of rust.

technetium by eszett May 15, 2003

Techception 

To socialize with the same person technologically, using two different devices.

Person 1: "its kinda weird how were talking on facebook and texting"

Person 2: "its like techception"

Techception by BeingAwesome November 28, 2011

TechNet 

An online consortium of knowledge-filled Geeks with plenty of knowledge in Microsoft Products, who pay $1337 a year to subscribe.

Tedd: "I really need a copy of MS-DOS, stat!"
Fred: *hands Tedd the password to the company TechNet subscription* "KGO!"

TechNet by Toastpaint January 18, 2009

Technetic 

A sentient race of android hybrid with powers far beyond what their human creators intended, responsible for bringing about the Obsolescence. They are not to to be trusted.

The destruction of Cirque du Lisette by the Technetics were a major blow to the Technocracy, or so they say.

Technetic by Galleon Lisette November 4, 2023