opera

A very fine browser, perhaps the best one out there, with nicer users than Firefox.

Opera's users don't try to forcefully convert people like Firefox's users.

by Eszett February 06, 2005

red kryptonite

A variety of kryptonite created by Mr. Mxyzptlk that inflicts random physical changes in Kryptonians. Word has it that Mxyzptlk transferred a portion of his sample or stockpile to the obscure Internet user SonicDeathMonk3y.

Ben claimed that SonicDeathMonk3y's red kryptonite cremated his Pikachu.

by Eszett February 26, 2004

Eh!Steve

A bulky brown Greco-Roman-appearing-type person from Sweet Cuppin' Cakes. He always appears at least once every episode to say his catch phrase, "EH!STEVE", and is always on the run from a wheelchair voiced by Bubs.

I don't know why that wheelchair hates Eh!Steve, but what else makes sense about Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.

by eszett May 07, 2003

Eszett

That would be me, sir.

So Eszett was walking along the streets of Haddonfield, and he saw Paul Dochney and Eszett said "Hi" to him. Good times.

by Eszett January 31, 2005

Scheelia

The greatest NationState ever, led by the Grand Vassal, Jaroslav Al-Wolframij. It is home to tungsten buildings and monmuents, synthetic polar regions, and a military that uses trebuchets and soldering irons as their main weapons.

Scheelia took over the barbaric tribes of Nectady with their massive number of trebuchets.

by Eszett February 26, 2004

mantako

A quaint little site where people spam the glory out of... posting, I guess. And I'm not sure about that glory either.

But most importantly is that I help run the place.

I am a mod at mantako.

by Eszett May 15, 2004

Tungsten

A metallic element on the periodic table with an atomic number of 74. It has the highest melting point of all metals and is otherwise cool.

When I said I wanted some tungsten, I did not mean molybdenum. Tungsten pwns molybdenum any day of the Muslim calendar.

by eszett March 08, 2003