eszett's definitions

email

A practically useless technology that joe 6-packs tend to like. However, Strong Bad's email is twicked cool just like everything else about Strong Bad.

Strong Bad checks his emails usually every Monday.

by eszett April 28, 2003

deuteron

A deuterium nucleus; namely, a proton and a neutron. It is used in nuclear applications, such as the bombardment of molybdenum plates to create technetium plates. With an electron, it forms the stable hydrogen isotope of deuterium or "heavy hydrogen", symbol D, atomic wt. 2. Water with both hydrogens replaced by deuterium is called "heavy water" (D2O), and is used as a moderator in the harnessing of nuclear fuels.

I swear that deuterons have somethingy to do with the book of Deuteronomy, 5th book of the Old Testament.

by eszett May 15, 2003

Tungsten

A metallic element on the periodic table with an atomic number of 74. It has the highest melting point of all metals and is otherwise cool.

When I said I wanted some tungsten, I did not mean molybdenum. Tungsten pwns molybdenum any day of the Muslim calendar.

by eszett March 8, 2003

technetium

A silvery element, at. no. 43, symbol Tc, that does not appear to occur in the Earth's crust at all due to its radioactivity. It is the lightest radioactive element and is produced by deuteron bombardment of molybdenum.

Technetium is one of the most powerfull preventatives of rust.

by eszett May 15, 2003

HOT

1. A desciptive word for matter when in a state more excited than usual. Touching a hot object generally gives a painful, stinging sensation.

2. Having great sexual attractivity.

1. The glowing hot sheet of aluminium burned my hand when I touched it.

2. The girl on the other side of the street was the hottest person I had ever laid my eyes upon.

by eszett March 8, 2003

Spanish

the fourth most spoken language on Earth (after body, Chinese, and what's-it-called). Because of its high saturation of words and numerous associations to the number 43, atomic number of technetium, it is considered to be a radioactive language, which decays by alpha-particle emission to Latin.

Our map was in Spanish a few minutes ago. Now it's all in Latin, and it glows too.

by eszett May 15, 2003

opera

A very fine browser, perhaps the best one out there, with nicer users than Firefox.

Opera's users don't try to forcefully convert people like Firefox's users.

by Eszett February 6, 2005