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Touchception 

When the NFL is to cheap to pay experienced/established NFL refs more money, so they hire high school referees to officiate their games for 1/10 of the cost. So what does the nation see on Monday Night Football to end the game? A TOUCHCEPTION.
ESPN announcer: "Last play of the game. Here comes the hail mary by Russell Wilson. He throws it up.....CAUGHT! NO! INTERCEPTED!...NO!...it's a TOUCHCEPTION??"

Ref#1: "Did you see that? Yes we agree.....INTERCEPTION"

Ref #2: "Yes i seen it. Yes I agree....TOUCHDOWN"
Touchception by c-dogg72 September 25, 2012

techruption 

Interruptions that are due to the number of technological device notifications you get on a daily basis. This could be multiple incoming IM messages, email notifications, SMS messages and others that all require your IMMEDIATE attention
Man, I can't get any work done I get so many techruptions! I'm just going to close Outlook.
techruption by Matt Pitts April 28, 2007

Touchception 

Meaning a play that was a touchdown, but should've been ruled by an interception. Or vice versa.

A term coined by Twitter parody account @NotBillWalton .

As time expired on September 24th, 2012 on a MNF game with the Packers facing the Seahawks, Seattle's QB Russell Wilson dropped back for a hail mary. The score at the time was 12-7. The pass was intercepted by Packers defensive back M.D. Jennings. As Jennings fell to the floor, Seahawks receiver Golden Tate attempted to steal the ball from Jennings. Tate had one arm on the ball, while Jennings had complete possession. The replacement refs, who had blown plenty of calls before this play, called it a touchdown reception by Golden Tate. Even after review, it was called a TD.

@NotBillWalton had tweeted shortly after, "Touchception!"
That touchception won the Seahawks the game on Monday.

nfl refs replacement ref packer packers seahawks seattle 12th man green bay mnf monday night football twitter td touchdown int interception fail bullshit football
Touchception by You Know Who I Am ! September 26, 2012

Tesception 

Tesception is the common belief that inside a testicle, there is a whole universe.
guy: i believe in tesception...
girl: thats sick, why?
guy: it gives me some sort of weird security in my testicles.

techrection 

When you get so excited about a new technology that it gives you an erection.
That new Xbox One X gave me a raging techrection!
techrection by TinderCheese June 11, 2017

Touchception 

A portmanteau of "touchdown" and "interception." In football, this occurs when a ball is caught in the endzone by an eligible receiver and a defender at the same time. Made possible by inept replacement referees during a Packers/Seahawks game on Monday Night Football.
"Referee #1: Touchdown! Golden Tate caught it in the endzone."

"Referee #2: Interception! M.D. Jennings came up with it."

"Both Referees: Wait, that's a Touchception! Six points and move the ball to the 20."
Touchception by KoopaKid17 September 25, 2012
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