3 definitions by bostonbaby222

when one is on the path to spiritual ascension and they accidentally engage in emotionally or physically intimate act (s) thus impeding their spiritual ascent
babe, it was only a boston technicality

what happens in boston, stays in boston, except for a boston technicality that shit stays with you

I was almost a wizard but then I went travelling and encountered a boston technicality
by bostonbaby222 July 13, 2022
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Holistic hot boy fall is a protocol (traditionally late summer or early autumn) a male or male identifying human might use after suffering a painful emotional experience. Traditionally this is done to recalibrate before cuffing season. The holistic hot boy protocol involves total abstinence, daily exercise, meditation, reflection, personal projects and developing a sense of self-worth outside of love and sex. Although traditionally done in fall, it is not limited to this season or this gender. Side effects: low to moderate risk of spiritual ascension.
Girl: yo you wanna bang?
Boy: nah, I am going full holistic hot boy fall , hit me up Dec 1st.

Guy #1: I am miserable since Stacy left

Guy #2: broooo, you know what that means. HOLISTIC HOT BOY FALL!!!!!!! Woooooow!!!
by bostonbaby222 September 28, 2022
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To walk the panda bear path is to abstain from
sex or romantic involvement as to obtain fulfillment and wellness

Panda Bears are notorious for their low libidos and short lived estrus, a cause of concern amongst conservationists as they face potential extinction due to their lack of interest in libidinous activities.
Hows the holistic hot girl summer going Stacy?

It’s great, I am going full panda bear this summer

Hey Steve! Are you seeing anyone these days?
Nope! I am walking the panda bear path to spiritual ascension and fulfillment.
by bostonbaby222 August 16, 2022
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