Teblow

The act of getting down on one knee and giving a blow job. There are certain rules and regulations that are involved with the Teblow: two fingers up your ass and it's a safety, tea bag her for a sack, cum in her hair is roughing the passer, spitting is a fumble. An interception is if a third party would grab the nut sack. Cum in the face is face masking, and blowing the load in your pants is a false start.

Susie was down on her knee to Teblow John, but he was flagged for a false start for jizzing his pants.

by Broncos15 January 11, 2012

Teblow

Verb: Teblow tee-bl-o: The act of a female (or male if you're gay, not that there's anything wrong with that) dropping to one knee, resting her forehead on her fist, and proceeding with fellatio. The male then finishes by firing his ejaculate wildly around the room.

Jane's in the back Teblowing Mark.

Why is there ejaculate on my ceiling? Were you getting Teblown in here?

by Iowasdumb November 18, 2011

Teblow

Teblow, Teblowing, Teblowing it, Teblow me: Making an empty, aggrandized show of religiosity after taking a dump, successfully parking your car, or scoring a touchdown, even though your religion speaks specifically against it, and putting your head at tool height in the process.

"Hey, since you're down there, praying about finishing your baconator, would you mind Teblowing me?"

by BDfkdhfaEDGF January 1, 2012

Teblow

1. Getting hyped up so much for something, that you choke under all the pressure.

2. Getting blown by a girl tebowing (kneeling)

Did you see Kyle on stage last night? He totally Teblew it.

Did you hear about Tim and Katy Perry?
He totally got Teblown

by 50cal58 August 31, 2013

Teblow job

When a girl kneels like Tim Tebow (after he scores a touchdown) while giving you head in a Denver Broncos jersey or helmet and you don't cum until the forth quarter.

Guy 1: "Dude, how was your night?"

Guy 2: "Awesome! The chick from the bar gave me a great Teblow Job!"

Guy 1 "Wow you're lucky!"

by SPia1897 January 22, 2012

Tim Teblow

a blowjob given from 1 knee instead of 2.

There wasn't enough room in the bus isle for a BJ, so she gave me a Tim Teblow.

by Coolerfull July 13, 2012

Timmy TeBowl

The Timmy TeBowl is when you smoke a bowl of medical marijuana laced with kief and hash oil.

The first known bowl was sparked in North Fair Oaks, CA.

Tim Tebow, who does not smoke medical marijuana, has been a commonly linked to medical marijuana.

I got hella oil lets smoke a timmy tebowl!

by baby slip September 19, 2012