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Tebowism is the religion followed rigorously by his fans. (Read: bandwagoners) It involves screaming about how hawt he is, and how he is the greatest quarterback ever. It also involves Tebowing at random spots and then tweeting about it (#tebowing).
Tebowism Follower: OH MY GAWD. Tebow is the greatest quarterback ever!!!

Bronco Fan: No way. Elway is the greatest ever.

Tebowism Follower: Whats Elway? Is that a name? Thats a funny name...

Bronco Fan: What a tebowism follower....
Tebowism by koolestkid21 January 10, 2012
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The act of worshiping Tim Tebow as a prophet of God.
Those people must follow tebowism, and go to the Church of Tebow because he talks about him so much
tebowism by arabkoolaid November 30, 2011
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n. the repeated use of God's help in order to come back and win in the fourth quarter of a game
Tim Tebow is a worshiper of Tebowism.
Tebowism by tebowisjesus January 21, 2012

tim tebowism

A rehashed joke Chuck Norris joke except with Tim Tebow as the subject so they are automatically douchey and not funny.
Saying Tim Tebow once won a game of connect four in three moves is a tim tebowism and not funny at all.
tim tebowism by garrettm05 December 23, 2010

Tebowist 

A follower of the religion of Tebowism. These people are not only idiots, but damned for eternity for following a false prophet. These followers are mortal enemies of Stephen A. Smith.
Facebook status regarding Religion: Tebowist

Skip Bayless is a Tebowist.
Tebowist by KyleOrton January 2, 2012

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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