tebow'd
tebow'd by pro choice February 7, 2010
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Tebow'd
When someone or something thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread because all of their opponents are easy, then get their feelings hurt when they lose to a real opponent. Refering to the Florida Gators loss to Alabama during their 2009 football season.
Man 1: "I bet I could beat you in checkers!"
Man 2: "Dude you only play against your little sister. I would hate for you to have to get Tebow'd in front of your mom."
Man 1: "Good point, I'll practice some more first."
Man 2: "Dude you only play against your little sister. I would hate for you to have to get Tebow'd in front of your mom."
Man 1: "Good point, I'll practice some more first."
Tebow'd by ItsThatKnowItAllSunshine! January 5, 2010
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Tebow'd
When someone or something thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread because all of their opponents are easy, then get their feelings hurt when they lose to a real opponent. Refering to the Florida Gators loss to Arkansas during their 2009 football season.
Man 1: "I bet I could beat you in checkers!"
Man 2: "Dude you only play against your little sister. I would hate for you to have to get Tebow'd in front of your mom."
Man 1: "Good point, I'll practice some more first."
Man 2: "Dude you only play against your little sister. I would hate for you to have to get Tebow'd in front of your mom."
Man 1: "Good point, I'll practice some more first."
Tebow'd by IUsedToLikeBarbies January 3, 2010
Tebow Dat Hoe
To fuck a girl so hard she says Tim Tebow's name 15 times in a row. 15 refering to the number of Tebow's jersey
Dude: Im about to Tebow dat hoe
Dude: wanna get tebowed hoe?
Girl: Yep
later on that night.........
Girl: Tebow (15x)
Dude: wanna get tebowed hoe?
Girl: Yep
later on that night.........
Girl: Tebow (15x)
Tebow Dat Hoe by mike and dom January 18, 2009
Dirty Tebow
Yo brah!!! I just totally Dirty Tebowd all over myself!
My mom caught me last night Dirty Tebowing to erotic Asian midget porn!!
My mom caught me last night Dirty Tebowing to erotic Asian midget porn!!
Dirty Tebow by 69ing chipmunks October 29, 2012
Dirty Tebow
this is accomplished by making a surprise-dry run at a females anus.
This cannot be a simple push in, you must be at least two steps behind the female and, she must be taken by surprise AND cry afterwards.
This cannot be a simple push in, you must be at least two steps behind the female and, she must be taken by surprise AND cry afterwards.
Tom: Dude what happened to your eye?
Jerry: Mary hit me.
Tom: Why did she hit you?
Jerry: I jumped my dick in her ass dry. After she stopped crying from the Dirty Tebow I gave her she slapped the shit out of me.
Tom: Wow, you deserved it ya asshat.
Jerry: Mary hit me.
Tom: Why did she hit you?
Jerry: I jumped my dick in her ass dry. After she stopped crying from the Dirty Tebow I gave her she slapped the shit out of me.
Tom: Wow, you deserved it ya asshat.
Dirty Tebow by The psuedonym's pseudonym February 24, 2011
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