Teblowing

Form of getting down on one knee to deliver oral sex.

She totally was Teblowing me last...she did all on one knee!

by Gnast October 27, 2011

Teblowing

1) Showing massive, homo-enhanced love for Tim Tebow to the point where you would blow him, no matter the performance.

"Dude, did you see Tim Tebow last night? He fucking threw for 12 yards and ran for 6 yards. It was fucking awesome!"

"Chill bro, you're totally Teblowing him right now."

by Joey Bag o' Doughnuts November 18, 2011

Teblowing

The act of one man performing oral sex on another man whilst on one knee in the tebowing position.

Dude 1: Dude, what happened to you last night? You said you were going to the pisser and dissappeared.

Dude 2: Oh bro, the line for the bathroom was 10 deep, so I took it outside. To my surprise, when I turned the corner I saw some hobo Teblowing this dude in a Denver Bronco's jersey. It freaked me out so I cut my losses and called it a night.

Dude 1: Ha, those dirty donkeys!

by ToeKnee WonAye December 19, 2011

Teblowing

v- Te-blow-ing- the act of getting down on one knee and thanking your personal false deity by giving someone else oral sex.

As an atheist, I don't know who to thank for this great Teblowing.

You must be religious because your Teblowing is heavenly.

Her excellent skills at Teblowing made him felt great, but were almost too good, which made him wonder if she was Catholic.

by Brutal Humor January 6, 2012

Tim Tebowing

To get down on one knee and act like your praying

Guy:*get on one knee with a girl around

Girl: OMG no way are you proposing to me!

Guy: Ew no im Tim Tebowing

by Jep1011 January 7, 2012

Tebowning

The act of Tebowing while boning a sloot.

I just finished tebowning some girl. It was pretty bad, except for the last 2 minutes.

by TimmyTebow November 28, 2011

Tebowling

After the touchdown of a new year, one kneels to the porcelain god; Puking in the toilet after a night of alcoholic consumption/celebrating.

Reference is to Puking in the toilet while assuming the Tim Tebow (NFL Quarterback for Broncos) famous kneel (after scoring a touchdown he kneels in the endzone to give thanks to God)

I did a little Tebowling after the touchdown of the new year.

by Hi2allpeople January 2, 2012