Teblowing
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Teblowing
1) Showing massive, homo-enhanced love for Tim Tebow to the point where you would blow him, no matter the performance.
"Dude, did you see Tim Tebow last night? He fucking threw for 12 yards and ran for 6 yards. It was fucking awesome!"
"Chill bro, you're totally Teblowing him right now."
"Chill bro, you're totally Teblowing him right now."
Teblowing by Joey Bag o' Doughnuts November 18, 2011
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Teblowing
Dude 1: Dude, what happened to you last night? You said you were going to the pisser and dissappeared.
Dude 2: Oh bro, the line for the bathroom was 10 deep, so I took it outside. To my surprise, when I turned the corner I saw some hobo Teblowing this dude in a Denver Bronco's jersey. It freaked me out so I cut my losses and called it a night.
Dude 1: Ha, those dirty donkeys!
Dude 2: Oh bro, the line for the bathroom was 10 deep, so I took it outside. To my surprise, when I turned the corner I saw some hobo Teblowing this dude in a Denver Bronco's jersey. It freaked me out so I cut my losses and called it a night.
Dude 1: Ha, those dirty donkeys!
Teblowing by ToeKnee WonAye December 19, 2011
Teblowing
v- Te-blow-ing- the act of getting down on one knee and thanking your personal false deity by giving someone else oral sex.
As an atheist, I don't know who to thank for this great Teblowing.
You must be religious because your Teblowing is heavenly.
Her excellent skills at Teblowing made him felt great, but were almost too good, which made him wonder if she was Catholic.
You must be religious because your Teblowing is heavenly.
Her excellent skills at Teblowing made him felt great, but were almost too good, which made him wonder if she was Catholic.
Teblowing by Brutal Humor January 6, 2012
Tebowling
After the touchdown of a new year, one kneels to the porcelain god; Puking in the toilet after a night of alcoholic consumption/celebrating.
Reference is to Puking in the toilet while assuming the Tim Tebow (NFL Quarterback for Broncos) famous kneel (after scoring a touchdown he kneels in the endzone to give thanks to God)
Reference is to Puking in the toilet while assuming the Tim Tebow (NFL Quarterback for Broncos) famous kneel (after scoring a touchdown he kneels in the endzone to give thanks to God)
Tebowling by Hi2allpeople January 2, 2012
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