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1. Testicular cleavage

2. When a gentleman wears extremely short shorts revealing the bottom of his testicles.

3. A popular fashion accessory to pro tennis players of the early 80's.
"Bjorn Borg has taken quite a tumble....... and I think...... yes. That's certainly some Swedish teavage we have a shot of."
Teavage by Terrence of LeBonia March 28, 2009
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A wonderful girl who has great friends and is amazing to be around, she thinks that she’s not pretty even though she is! She is obsessed with many things like music and YouTube. She is very depressed and tries to hide it even though she can’t hide everything. She loves animals and has a kind, sensitive, heart that has a “void” in it where she has been hurt by loved ones. She is afraid to say I love you and goodbye because she thinks that its permanent, everyone around her always see’s a smile on her face and she almost never looks like she has had a bad day. So many people love her but she doesn’t realize it, she is to busy trying to plan her next way of hiding a problem so that people can’t see that she’s hurting so deeply, and doesn’t show it! She has beautiful blue eyes that change in the sun and gorgeous freckles and wonderful curly hair that so many people wish for! And her hair color is to die for. If you can get Teagan to be your friend and maby even start dating people will stare at how cute you guys are because she fits with everyone, though she may be annoying at times she really loves her friends and doesn’t mean anything! She is just scared of what will happen in the future and she doesn’t want anybody else to go through what she is going through. Teagan also has a set of pipes and can sing very well she is just shy and wants someone to just listen without joining in or causing a distraction.
“Wow, Teagan is really looking cute today I wonder if she knows that she’s that beautiful”
Teagan by That.girl.is.a.cutie April 23, 2019
Teagan means "attractive" or "Poet". She is shy, but wants to be around people. Ridiculously athletic, not only physically but emotionally and intellectually, always striving to be the best while still being humble. Although clumsy at times, this girl will make you look stupid when you want to compete! Teagan is beautiful with big brown eyes that have a hint of old soul as well as having a zest for life. She is every guys dream. Loves athletics, cooking, adventurous and being independent, yet takes pride in being a girl, being beautiful, being elegant when she is not the tomboy everyone assumes she is.
Teagan is a friend to all. Kind and understanding, patient with most and willing to share her knowledge and experience. She does not like conflict and is good at avoiding it. This girl is smart, quick minded, full of common sense and is successful at anything she puts her mind to.
Teagan means "attractive" or "Poet"
Teagan by rightytighty November 5, 2016
Teagans are amazing people.
They are kind, generous, funny, smart, and not to mention hot.
Teagans make a great friend or boyfriend or Girlfriends, they are honest, reliable, and only want the best for others.
Teagans are also great kissers and only date people because they love them.

If you get a chance to be their friend or date them count yourself lucky!
Kid 1: "Wow their hot!"
Kid 2: "They're also really funny and smart!"
Kids 1 & 2: "What their name?"
Kid 3: "Teagan."
Kids 1 & 2: "oh that makes sense then..."
Teagan by yogalover July 3, 2016

Tavangar 

In the art of making fucking money tavangars strictly mean business and dont take shit from nobody
Dude that tavangar is fucking ballin
Tavangar by making skrilla March 30, 2015

Teabangers 

Political party that uses intimidation, lies, extortion and false statements to mislead their simple minded followers blindly to political slaughter. Nearly everything they say is hypocritical. They blame others for their bad decisions. Throw around terms such as Nazi, Commy, pinko and socialist with absolutely no understanding of there meaning or correlation to current events. Most are on some social program and don't even know it because of their lack of education. Most of their leaders are self serving billionaires.
Teabangers are holding the country hostage even though they are only 4 % of voters.
Teabangers by Jomamma2 July 25, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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