Tearstin

A big stupid head with the last name MacMillan

“Geez, Tearstin is a stupid head”

by Beeennooo November 18, 2019

Tearsing

A less emotional cry, with tears but lacking the sound of an actual cry.

Jess - You spilt my pint

Stefan - Stop tearsing

by The phantom lady March 25, 2019

tearstick

1. something an actor applies to their eyes which stings, producing fake tears, for an emotional scene. you could just buy an onion but a tearstick is more hollywood, and also quite a secret within the industry.

2. another word for a penis of large girth. when inserted, it will tear up any vagina or ass, no matter how tight or loose they be.

3. tearstick is also an AOL screen name widely known to belong to a famous celebrity. the livejournal gossip community ohnotheydidnt revealed this in 2005.

1. "pass me my tearstick, my dog dies in this scene and i can't work up the balls to cry"

2. "ralph's tearstick really did a number on my cooch last night"

3. "why won't that tearstick answer my instant messages? does he think he's better than me just coz he owns 4 houses and 19 cars?"

by Gabo71 May 16, 2006

teasting

The art of mocking a human of the male variety who is sadly lacking his foreskin, an important component of every good trouser snake.

'So, Birdy, I hear you don't have a foreskin'

'Stop teasting meeee'

'Teasting you is the best fun I can have with everything. Shut up woman-bitch-thing'

by Bitch =] May 8, 2008

tearstrings

Something you say to a person called Miriam instead of heartstrings.

Will these fat people tug on your tearstrings?

by ilikenewwords March 18, 2011

tearstyn

A girl who is very beautiful, loves unconditionally, and the best dick rider, knows how to throw it back and bounce that ass,

Most tearstyns are claimed to be daddy

by DaDaddyDick May 7, 2023