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Tetrafucked 

1. When one is fucked sexually four different ways

2. When one is fucked sexually by four different people.

3. When one is fucked four different ways in a situation

4. When one is playing tetris and almost wins, but then hits the wrong button at the last minute and fails.
1. Dude, last night Jeff totally tetrafucked me; anal, vag, mouth, and hands!

2. Dude, I got way too drunk at that party and me and 3 of my friends tetrafucked some guy.

3. Sorry I'm late, first I couldn't find my keys, then my car wouldn't start, then I missed the bus and then my sandal broke when I was walking. There was nothing I could do - I was totally tetrafucked.

5. Jill: YES! FINALLY! Here comes the long blue tetris bar thing! Now I can fill the empty spot and get a Tetris! AW DAMNIT I TOUCHED THE LEFT BUTTON. NOW I LOST. SON OF A BITCH MOTHER FUCKER....(etc.)

Bobby: What's wrong Jill?

Jill: I JUST GOT TETRAFUCKED!

Bobby: aw damn, that sucks.
Tetrafucked by Sunshine_its_fine November 5, 2009

trafucked 

To get caught in traffic when you are already late.
Me: "Sorry I'm late, I got totally trafucked on the way here."
Boss: "You should leave earlier to avoid being trafucked next time."
trafucked by Cielito April 17, 2006

Tearfucked 

A movie that is very emotional that causes you to cry, like the movie had rough sex with your eye.
"Man that movie really tearfucked me."
Tearfucked by Agade January 11, 2009

Teafucked 

When a man has female personality traits or attributes that you can understand the reasoning behind it better, by replacing the man with a woman, hypothetically, in the situation or conversation.
It's a few things that the bros question about you, that we wouldn't choose to do. You a little teafucked in our opinion.
Teafucked by Cleaves Macomb February 10, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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