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techfucked 

Permanent unemployment due to the usage of humanoid robots in the workplace
Bob: "Dude, I lost my job to some freaking humanoid robot!"
Otto: "I feel ya bro, I lost mine months ago and all these bots is making it harder"
Bob:"Damn, I think we're out the job market unless we can travel back in time"
Otto: "hahaha, dream on bud"
Bob: "I guess were both techfucked"
techfucked by Precogni90 October 27, 2014
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Telefucked 

When the UC Berkeley registration system, Telebears, royally fucks up your life hard.
UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
Telefucked by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011

technofucked 

A situation where various high technology devices simultaneously fail and are rendered useless.
Immediately after his internet connection dropped, Joe noticed that his cell phone didn't have a signal and the battery in his PDA would not hold a charge. He knew right away that he was technofucked.

Bob was so thoroghly technofucked that he wondered if a giant meteor had just crashed into Earth, thus terminating all electronic communications worldwide.

With no cell towers in the area, Jay was completely technofucked when his GPS system crashed as he was driving in a rural, unfamiliar part of the county.

The I.T. geek was explaining the problem in a complex, technical manner when I interrupted and exclaimed, "I'm technofucked!".

Frustrated after a few minutes of being technofucked, Scott wondered if this was how life felt in the 1950's.

Lea never enjoys camping trips in the wilderness because she rejects the idea of being voluntarily technofucked.

After just a few minutes at his grandmother's home, he was overcome with depression as the grim reality of not having wi-fi, cable TV, or air conditioning left him incredibly technofucked.
technofucked by Buzz Writeyear January 25, 2008

Tearfucked 

A movie that is very emotional that causes you to cry, like the movie had rough sex with your eye.
"Man that movie really tearfucked me."
Tearfucked by Agade January 11, 2009
Man, that guy got tuhfucked on that last assignment
tuhfucked by Gorflanx October 1, 2013

techjacked 

When a technical support person walks into an office to work on one issue and is then overwhelmed by end users and all their problems they never opened a ticket for.
Boss calls up desktop technician that has been missing for two hours.

Boss: Billy, where have you been?
Billy: I went out on to the floor to install that monitor and 5 other end users came to me with 12 other issues they never opened a ticket for.

Boss: oh Billy, Techjacked again.
techjacked by groovypucks February 7, 2019

Teafucked 

When a man has female personality traits or attributes that you can understand the reasoning behind it better, by replacing the man with a woman, hypothetically, in the situation or conversation.
It's a few things that the bros question about you, that we wouldn't choose to do. You a little teafucked in our opinion.
Teafucked by Cleaves Macomb February 10, 2022