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Teambang 

A group act of sexual intercourse consisting of up to 10 male attendees and one female partner with roles such as Backdoorman, Watcher, Froster, Paychecker, Coinslotter, Spoon Licker, Gatekeeper, Tube Greaser, Chafe Master, and Shoe Salesman. Many positions are unique and can fit almost everyones preference.
"Yo shit Father John, me and the boys did a Teambang last night after my nieces funeral and I ended up as the Paychecker. Hopefully my lil swimmrrs are all done.
Teambang by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019
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Teabangers 

Political party that uses intimidation, lies, extortion and false statements to mislead their simple minded followers blindly to political slaughter. Nearly everything they say is hypocritical. They blame others for their bad decisions. Throw around terms such as Nazi, Commy, pinko and socialist with absolutely no understanding of there meaning or correlation to current events. Most are on some social program and don't even know it because of their lack of education. Most of their leaders are self serving billionaires.
Teabangers are holding the country hostage even though they are only 4 % of voters.
Teabangers by Jomamma2 July 25, 2011
In a game which features teabagging frequently online (such as Halo 3), the Teambag is used as the ultimate insult. After one member of the team gets a kill, he then shouts "Teambag" in to his headset, and all players on his team nearby come around and simultaneously teabag the fallen enemies corpse.
Easier when on a smaller map such as Rats Nest or Guardian, as assists are more common so team members will be close by.
"Hey dude there's a guy to your left"
*gets battle rifle headshot*
"TEAMBAG!!!"
*All team members run over to the corpse and hammer the left stick before the other team can see what they are doing*
Teambag by Roger Workman December 20, 2008
The teabang is a degenerate sex party practiced by ignorant conservatives following a failed political rally. Frustrated participants palinfuck each other while screaming, “I’m the maverick, look I’m the maverick!”
They often congratulate each other with a thumbs-up and a wink.
1. “That rally sucked so bad I’m going to palinfuck the shit out of you.”

2. “Though she felt used and degraded after the teabang, the maverick's cum crusted on her ass gave her a sense of political power.”
teabang by Max Sexton April 16, 2010
1.) To Teabag one's teammate.
2.) To Teabag the opponent with one's teammate.

Inflected form(s): Teambagged, Teambagging
1.) "I teambagged Johnny after accidentally TK'ing him. Made it hurt alot less."

2.) "Let's go teambag that guy over there! I just no-scoped him in the face!"
Teambag by Otamakun July 7, 2009
When a group of men dunk their scrotums into one man/woman's mouth.
Holy crap, John just got teambagged. I didn't know that many ballsacks could fit in one mouth!
teambag by WACKA WACKA April 4, 2008

teambagged 

When you get teabagged by multiple people at once
Girl: "I got totally teambagged by the squad last night, it was mental"
teambagged by Lucifer6669 October 31, 2016
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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