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The teabang is a degenerate sex party practiced by ignorant conservatives following a failed political rally. Frustrated participants palinfuck each other while screaming, “I’m the maverick, look I’m the maverick!”
They often congratulate each other with a thumbs-up and a wink.
1. “That rally sucked so bad I’m going to palinfuck the shit out of you.”

2. “Though she felt used and degraded after the teabang, the maverick's cum crusted on her ass gave her a sense of political power.”
teabang by Max Sexton April 16, 2010
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Economic Teabag 

Sticking it to a liberal organization by buying a competitor's product.
I hope GM is enjoying my economic teabag, because I only buy Lexus products.
Economic Teabag by Navin1 December 11, 2012
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Brixton Teabag 

A makeshift weapon consisting of two snooker balls inside a sock, intended to be swung at the victim's head. Made famous by Ray Winstone's character in the 1979 film 'Scum'.
Ray: "Where's your tool?"
The Daddy: "What fackin' tool?"
Ray *Kills with brixton teabag*
Ray: "THIS FACKIN' TOOL!"
Brixton Teabag by DaddyRay May 9, 2013

teabag montage 

On Halo you put the respwan time for 10 seconds. While they are watching their dead body you go and press B on the XBOX controller rapidly. You do that to everyone you kill. People will get angry at you.
1. I was going on a teabag montage on Halo.
teabag montage by Spoonman261 July 13, 2010
Thabang; Sotho name meaning be happy. Thabang is an incredible guy, handsome, charming and shear joy to be with.
He is compassionate and loving, always giving of himself to others. He enjoys deep conversation and has strong spirituality. Genuine, honest and fiercely loyal, Thabang is one of the best people to have as a friend!
Thabang is awesome!

Everyone who knows him LOVES him!
Wow just love being around Thabang he always brings so much joy in my heart.
Thabang by tman143 November 16, 2011

punjabi teabag

Placing one's pubicle sack into a hot Tikka Marsala curry and then onto an unsuspecting victims face using a motion similar to that of dipping a teabag into hot water.
Rajesh fell asleep at work and was given the Punjabi teabag all over his face by a co worker.
punjabi teabag by Sw@mpD0nk3y November 25, 2014

steaming teabag 

placing of one's scrotum on the forehead of another and farting
Dan passed out drunk and his roomie Tim gave him a loud steaming teabag. I laughed and had to do it too!
steaming teabag by Evil Jedi December 28, 2006