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Hey Tealed, heard you are the best wanna play?
My name is Tealed and I can buy your whole family off the black market.
My name is Tealed and I can buy your whole family off the black market.
by Moonsworth LLC August 22, 2020
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(verb) An instance in which an individual or group cancels a social engagement, abstains from, or drinks conservatively as a result of having been out the night before with a more preferable person or persons.
The individual expends most of his or her energy on the A-team, while leaving the rest for the B-Team.
The individual expends most of his or her energy on the A-team, while leaving the rest for the B-Team.
"John is low-key tonight, because he partied last night with his new friends. We totally got B-teamed."
by The Black Rhinoceros May 3, 2010
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If your name is Teale, then your most likely a gorgeous, smart, funny person whose always fun to be around. Your also a loving, caring, and considerate person. Your very creative, artistic, and mean the world to those who love you.
You are shy, but once people get to know you, they are immediately caught in your beautiful personality. Your fuckin' amazing!
If your name is Teale, then your most likely a gorgeous, smart, funny person whose always fun to be around. Your also a loving, caring, and considerate person. Your very creative, artistic, and mean the world to those who love you.
You are shy, but once people get to know you, they are immediately caught in your beautiful personality. Your fuckin' amazing!
by Teale's beautiful <3 January 16, 2012
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Also accepted: Teledumper, Teledumping
Also accepted: Teledumper, Teledumping
That teledumper just plowed out a log in our bathroom and then took off up the stairs.
Courtney caught a teledumper getting on the elevator.
Courtney caught a teledumper getting on the elevator.
by floor_hopping June 29, 2010
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Did you see Carly’s face halfway in during Monday morning’s meeting?
Yeah, I reckon she was getting well teamed under her desk!
Yeah, I reckon she was getting well teamed under her desk!
by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020
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Vikram: "Yo, what were you doing last Thursday?"
Ayaz: "I was teledrinking with Evgueni."
Sarah: "Are you an alcoholic because you drink alone?"
Ayaz: "No, I teledrink."
Ayaz: "I was teledrinking with Evgueni."
Sarah: "Are you an alcoholic because you drink alone?"
Ayaz: "No, I teledrink."
by OttawaAlcoholic February 5, 2010
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