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Traveling to a different floor than you work on in an office building to take a dump.

Also accepted: Teledumper, Teledumping
That teledumper just plowed out a log in our bathroom and then took off up the stairs.

Courtney caught a teledumper getting on the elevator.
by floor_hopping June 26, 2010
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Being dumped by your girlfriend over the telephone. The only worse way to break up is to cyberdumped (see cyberdump).
I just got dumped over the telephone, how much worse could it be? Oh yeah, well at least I didn't get cyberdumped, that'd just be fucking harsh.
by azenka June 14, 2003
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