Tealander

A derogatory slur to describe a person who comes from/lives in Britain.

The words origins comes from a discord group chat of teenagers, later to be reclaimed by the British.

1"Hey uh you never told me where you were from?"
2"Oh I live in England! "
1"You're from England?? I knew you were a tealander. "

by Bluesourcandy January 11, 2025

Teabangers

Political party that uses intimidation, lies, extortion and false statements to mislead their simple minded followers blindly to political slaughter. Nearly everything they say is hypocritical. They blame others for their bad decisions. Throw around terms such as Nazi, Commy, pinko and socialist with absolutely no understanding of there meaning or correlation to current events. Most are on some social program and don't even know it because of their lack of education. Most of their leaders are self serving billionaires.

Teabangers are holding the country hostage even though they are only 4 % of voters.

by Jomamma2 July 25, 2011

Teanderthal

Tea Party member, someone who staples tea bags on their hat while strapping on guns to attend a political rally. Someone who salutes a yellow flag depicting a snake with the admonition "Don't Tread on Me". A Tea Party advocate who publishes target symbols on elected members of Congress while chanting militaristic slogans such as "don't retreat, reload". Someone who believes that others do not deserve the decent pay, benefits or health care they expect for themselves. A hypocrite. A cave dweller. Troglodyte.

Teanderthal Rand Paul (R-KY) is the first Tea Party member elected to the United States Senate.

by wshaw March 19, 2011

New Zealanders

Types of New Zealanders:

- Aucklanders
- Mongrel mobsters
- Islanders
- Bogans
- Deep Southerners

Aucklanders are trying to fit in with the rest of the world and assimilate with American culture by creating over-dramatised reality TV shoes and watching too many movies. In reality they are struggling to find their kiwi identity because they are so locked into their metropolitan lifestyle.

Mongrel mobsters are Maori folks who are pissed at the racial injustices of the past and lash out against the Pakeha imperialist regime through violent anarchy and civil disobedience. All mongrels are dangerous but not all are immoral. Some mobsters work a positive change in their communities by fucking up any dickheads who try to sell harmful drugs to their whanaungatanga.

Islanders are other Polynesian folks who have immigrated to Aotearoa. Islanders are usually devout Christians who love wearing their church clothes and lava lavas, sipping kava and eating pork roasts.

Bogans are rural nutcases who enjoy drinking beer, driving beat up Holdens, and listening to Metallica. They typically have long mullets, few teeth and no shoes.

Deep Southerners are usually white folks of Scottish descent who live in the cold, isolated district of Otago and speak with a thick accent, if they speak at all. Southerners are quite possibly the most hard case, tight lipped people you will ever meet and don't take shit from any pussy arse townies.

Don't sell P to New Zealanders or the mongrel mob will fuck you up.

by Seismic Refugee September 30, 2018

New Zealander

people that come from New Zealand! Nice people, beautiful country, a country that aussies are jealous of.

Disadvantages: Being so close to australia

New Zealanders are very friendly people. I enjoyed visiting NZ very nice country!

by Katarina October 8, 2005

New Zealander

A Hobbit Like Species, hobbit like in the way were warm, freindly, and can do almost anything with anything.

Godda love that number 8 wire, go kiwi ingenuity

by theJackal July 28, 2004

sealander

A stick used to write or draw in the sand.

The young boy drew a picture in the sand using his sealander.

by zantern July 2, 2005