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Tassomai 

a random homework assignment that English donnies are forced to do, said to be fantastic but people are very skeptical of that remark. Probably just some random app from out the backarse of China or something
English Donny: yo I just did my tassomai it is kind of swag
Big Lad who goes to a private school: what the hell is tassomai
Tassomai by big_nacho July 6, 2021
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handsome, but like a Ken doll or a model is. very put together: tan, hair gel, etc. usually used in reference to men.
"Did you like him?"
-"I guess, but I wasn't really attracted to him. He was too tansome for me."
tansome by Laura13 May 21, 2006
Tayson is the most wonderful person you'll ever meet. He is kind, generous, and so pretty but he's also very humble. He makes your life a million times better and only wants to make you happy.
"BRO TAYSON IS SO PRETTYYYY"
Tayson by Shrek is the mannn December 23, 2020

tassomai 

do. your. mother. fucking. daily. goals. on. tassomai.

some random app that benefits small unknowing children by teaching them usless- i mean very interesting- sciencey sounding bullshit.
teacher: dont forget to do ur tassomai
child: what if i dont
teacher :you like having a spinal chord, right?
child: does tassomai and learns that A lump of ZINC is placed in a solution of IRON SULFATE. Zinc is more reactive than iron. This will cause a displacement reaction, forming zinc sulphate.
tassomai by short_person July 20, 2021
"Oh Baby, TASOMC!!!"
TASOMC by RICH0087 November 13, 2007
A combination of being tan and handsome.
You're looking very tansome today.
tansome by milkshakemark September 4, 2011