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tassomai 

do. your. mother. fucking. daily. goals. on. tassomai.

some random app that benefits small unknowing children by teaching them usless- i mean very interesting- sciencey sounding bullshit.
teacher: dont forget to do ur tassomai
child: what if i dont
teacher :you like having a spinal chord, right?
child: does tassomai and learns that A lump of ZINC is placed in a solution of IRON SULFATE. Zinc is more reactive than iron. This will cause a displacement reaction, forming zinc sulphate.
tassomai by short_person July 20, 2021
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tassomai 

a retarded thing that students use to do homework in the uk because teachers force them to because all teachers are absolute idiots who need a new job instead of being annoying.
i hate doing my tassomai.
tassomai by spazzybitchfromtheuk November 17, 2019
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