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Taymac

Voluptuous woman with a nice butt
by Shamo port June 4, 2021
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tarmac jack

A person who works on highway or roadside construction while working with tar and crushed rock.

A British hillbilly located somewhere in the Adirondacks in the states of Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, or New York. Nobody is aware as to where they come from or how they got to where they are, but they are infamous for appearing out of forests near rarely used highways and pulling down their pants, shaking their ass in front of cars passing by before returning to the woods in which they appeared. They have also been seen paddling bare naked in wooden canoes when it is raining heavily, only wearing a pair of construction ear muffs, with one of the ears having had the silicone removed from it. Known places of residence of Tarmac Jacks are often red white and blue tool sheds in the middle of nowhere next to a desolate road with at least one hundred "kill Biden," or "fuck Biden" signs in the front. The most common locations that these men are found are in Tupper Lake, New York and Stark, Vermont and Berlin, New York, and sometimes, but very rarely, Concord, New Hampshire.
Well, looks you've scored yourself a job as a roadside worker, Jim. You'll be a real Tarmac Jack now!

Who's that weird motherfucker shaking his ass in front of our car?
Ah, don't worry 'bout that, Jimmy boy. That's just one of them lunatic Tarmac Jacks.
by garfsnarf December 17, 2022
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tarmac hell

The state of despair felt by Sherlockians when season 3 ended with Sherlock and John stuck on the tarmac
Person A: Sherlock is so good! I can't wait for Johnlock to happen!
Person B: Just wait for the Tarmac Hell
by windingmyway January 1, 2017
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Taymaa

A Taymaa is a friendly, lovable and sweet, beautiful person who loves cooking for her family and being with them. She loves passing on some of her traditional cuisine and creates family- loved classics. A Taymaa will laugh at anything, and is so sweet- hearted. Other than cooking, watching movies is a must for her.
Taymaa is stubborn but kind.
by ~-Urban Dictionary Official-~ November 18, 2021
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tayma

The most amazing girlfriend any boy could ask for more, every boy will fall in love with her
Tayma is the perfect girlfriend
by Ppppopp October 23, 2017
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taymar harris

The coolest fucking person to walk on the face of the earth.
Jordan doesn't even compare to taymar harris.
by dufygbvdfygdfuigvkbjmfhvfhdvjc December 13, 2018
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tarmacking

the act of defocating onto someone, and then smearing it in. like hot rolled asphalt.
although elton liked a good tarmacking , he found it difficult to clean his congealed chest hair afterwards.
by Al567 December 28, 2005
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