Top definition
the act of defocating onto someone, and then smearing it in. like hot rolled asphalt.
although elton liked a good tarmacking , he found it difficult to clean his congealed chest hair afterwards.
by Al567 December 22, 2005
Get the mug
Get a tarmacking mug for your friend GΓΌnter.

Available Domains :D

  • tarmacking.ninja
  • tarmacking.com
  • tarmacking.se
  • tarmacking.org
  • tarmacking.men
2
After enjoying a lady from behind, pull out, straddle her back and squeeze out a Morecombe steamer on her.
Bill had a good night with Judy last week, they both especially enjoyed the tarmacking Bill gave Judy.

After the tarmacking from Bob, Henrietta was distraught.
Get the mug
Get a Tarmacking mug for your Uncle Abdul.