tarmacking

the act of defocating onto someone, and then smearing it in. like hot rolled asphalt.

although elton liked a good tarmacking , he found it difficult to clean his congealed chest hair afterwards.

by Al567 December 28, 2005

Tarmacking

After enjoying a lady from behind, pull out, straddle her back and squeeze out a Morecombe steamer on her.

Bill had a good night with Judy last week, they both especially enjoyed the tarmacking Bill gave Judy.

After the tarmacking from Bob, Henrietta was distraught.

by Compliments of Maxim (the filth) December 20, 2004

Tarmacking

to run someone over with your car

"John got sent down for tarmacking a copper"

by Emma-Leigh September 6, 2006

fast-tracking

The act of expediting one's relationship with a friend into the ultimate stage of friendship through homosexual intercourse; usually overseen by a mediator. It is typically performed by two straight men, when one of them is unable to fully understand the other, but doesn't want to wait a lifetime to become best friends with them.

Derek and Carlos were pretty decent friends, until someone told them about fast-tracking; now they're the best of friends.

by Professor Cummysocks March 17, 2017

two tracking

The secondary roads, usually on state or federal land, that take you from one county to the next, usually through wooded terrain. The back roads. Two trackin

For fun in Michigan, we go two tracking into the woods looking for deer while driving fast through the dirt roads.

by Dragonfly1620 March 30, 2015

Poon Tracking

The act of seeking and tracking poon for one's bro, so the bro can engage in coitus with said poon. Poon tracking can involve gaining information, following and stalking said poon so his bro has the best chance in succeeding of getting the poon.

Yo mayte, stop poon tracking your mamma on me yeah?

by Nearchow November 23, 2011

tracking

A military term used to convey acknowlegement and/or understanding.

Squad Leader: Alpha team, Recon the hill in grid TD234437, Tracking?

Alpha Team Leader: What is a grid?

Squad Leader: You are tracking like a broken VCR!

by leadthrower August 28, 2006