tarmaccing 

The act of defecating onto another person, and wiping the faeces into a smooth surface across their body. At this point, it is popular to add "double yellow lines" of urine, or "white lines" of semen.

"Afsana enjoys tarmaccing with a horse"

"After the picnic, the children went back to the cottage for some tarmaccing"

tarmaccing by Andrew Cole June 2, 2007

Tarmaccing 

The act of involuntarily defecating in one's sleep, and rolling over the fresh produce until it is thinly and evenly spread over the mattress. Normally happens after a Guinness/curry combo.

Adam won't have more than three pints of Guinness on a curry night for fear of tarmaccing.

Tarmaccing by Azazel666 May 15, 2010

tarmacking 

the act of defocating onto someone, and then smearing it in. like hot rolled asphalt.

although elton liked a good tarmacking , he found it difficult to clean his congealed chest hair afterwards.

tarmacking by Al567 December 28, 2005

tarmacing 

during fornication, the male lays a steamy stool on the female's chest then spunks down the centre of the shit in affect making the white lines similar to those of road markings

last night i caught Ali tarmacing Dave

tarmacing by RICHARD THACKER November 7, 2007

Tarmacking 

After enjoying a lady from behind, pull out, straddle her back and squeeze out a Morecombe steamer on her.

Bill had a good night with Judy last week, they both especially enjoyed the tarmacking Bill gave Judy.

After the tarmacking from Bob, Henrietta was distraught.

Tarmacking by Compliments of Maxim (the filth) December 20, 2004

tarmacing 

when a girl is in the cowboy position, she moves up and shits on the bans chest, she then proceeds to rub it in with her arse cheeks like a steam roller, hence tarmacing.

this always happens to dj's. they take a girl home the girl (or guy) starts tarmacing! it sucks to be a dj

tarmacing by 666god666 April 13, 2009

Tarmacing 

Where a man curls a steamy shit off onto the centre of a womans chest ....and then quickly proceeds to compress the shit up and down the length of the womams torso...

Did you hear why paul was so brown this morning?.....yeah i heard hes just received a tarmacing by someone called tina

Tarmacing by Jongreenwood August 21, 2021