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TAYLORITE 

A uneducated,poorly dressed sad excuse of a human from Taylor MI. Usually found on a stolen bicycle high on pain killers they stole from a elderly relative.These creatures generally live in trailer parks and crappy apartments and tend to be the most active while normal people are at work or on the first of the month when "they get they checks."If you happen to encounter one steer clear,as they have been known to carry many STD'S due to lack of protection during frequent inbreeding sessions.
These taylorites sure are grubby looking creatures.

taylormade 

one of a kind. Not like everyone else. The up most of uniqueness.
"Everybody wants to be Taylormade"
taylormade by V-murda July 1, 2009

taylormade 

Company that makes golf products. Best club out for the company is the r580XD the biggest driver approved by the pga.
1/2005
man:i need a new driver any suggestions?
man2: Taylormade r580XD but it costs 300$
man: Okay

taylorgasm 

The intense, sexual pleasure one receives when they have thoughts, read articles, talk, or see images of the teen celebrity Taylor Lautner who stars in the hit movie Twilight as Jacob Black.
As a noun:
When I see New Moon in November I am guaranteed to taylorgasm.

As a verb:
Yesterday I saw pictures of Taylor shirtless and instantly taylorgasmed.
taylorgasm by alisssssa91 January 25, 2009

Taylorgasim 

This is a word made from two words; Taylor and Orgasim.

Taylor is from the singer Taylor Swift and Oragsim is self explanatory.

The term Taylorgasim is an orgasim you get which has anything to do Taylor Swift.
"I just watched Taylor on youtube and so had a Taylorgasim"

"OMJ! I just got tickets to see Taylor Swift live, its so TAYLORGASMIC"
Taylorgasim by Mander Nuth May 28, 2009

taylorbabe 

Don't be a Taylorbabe when you know we can't afford that expensive purse
taylorbabe by wandaharris29 October 18, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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