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taylorgasm 

The intense, sexual pleasure one receives when they have thoughts, read articles, talk, or see images of the teen celebrity Taylor Lautner who stars in the hit movie Twilight as Jacob Black.
As a noun:
When I see New Moon in November I am guaranteed to taylorgasm.

As a verb:
Yesterday I saw pictures of Taylor shirtless and instantly taylorgasmed.
taylorgasm by alisssssa91 January 25, 2009

Taylorism 

The worship of Wyatt’s Sister. It is customary for all male distance runners to know the extraordinary divinity and taste of our savior. Rituals include: mentioning her in all conversation adding a sexual context and visiting the Holy Church of Wyatt’s house. Disciples of her mediate on her beauty during many hours of the night.
Distance Runner: I added Taylorism to Urban Dictionary to spread the good word of or savior
Wyatt: I am being relentlessly bullied
Taylorism by TayloristMissionary March 18, 2022

Taylorism 

Taylorism, We Pray For Our Lord Roger Meddows Taylor.
Do you like Taylorism
Taylorism by Taylorism May 3, 2019

Taylorgate 

A soirée appropriately named after watergate because upon reflection, no one really knows what actually went down. The term is contributed to TK
Yo there’s a taylorgate tonight, you coming?
Taylorgate by timesnewroman January 5, 2019

Taylorism 

Noun. (Plural - Taylorisms)

A special teachers brand of business B/S talk
An example of a Taylorism:
"We look to you as ambassadors of our school and its uniform"

(In an attempt to advocate wearing school uniform 'correctly')
Taylorism by Oatzy May 17, 2007

Taylorgasim 

This is a word made from two words; Taylor and Orgasim.

Taylor is from the singer Taylor Swift and Oragsim is self explanatory.

The term Taylorgasim is an orgasim you get which has anything to do Taylor Swift.
"I just watched Taylor on youtube and so had a Taylorgasim"

"OMJ! I just got tickets to see Taylor Swift live, its so TAYLORGASMIC"
Taylorgasim by Mander Nuth May 28, 2009

taylorisme

OMG that girl is doing taylorisme on my new boyfriend.
taylorisme by Fllexx January 19, 2017
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