Tattooted

Accidentally farting while getting a tattoo, usually caused by tensing up due to pain.

"I was filling in his sleeve and he tattooted."

by DeDHaze December 5, 2019

Tartoofed

The state of being supremely high, beyond cognition.

Carter : Bro I can’t feel my hands.
Stuart : You are absolutely tartoofed

by Armored September 5, 2019

tattooed tears

its something inmates get when they kill someone to simbolise tears they cant cry

A lot of dudes i jail got tattoed tears

by AC October 26, 2003

Tattooed on my brain

A memory that one has that one can never forget and every so often it comes around and you have to deal with it.

Man1:I saw my grandmas pie and I can't get it out of my mind it's tattooed on my brain.
Man2: It's your memory so don't give it to me.
Man1:I wish the brain had an erase botton.

by Deep blue 2012 December 7, 2009

screwed, blued, and tatooed

And old phrase describing joining the Navy; you were screwed for joining, blued for the blue uniform, and tatooed usually with an anchor.

"Did you hear Davey joined the Navy?"
"Yeah, his ass is screwed, blued, and tatooed."

by MJCA May 5, 2006

tattooed

When someone gets slapped across the face, in which a highly visible mark is left for anywhere from hours to days. Usually happens when parties clash. Basically getting tagged, only the "ink" is always red.

Guy: Damn Robin, what the hell happened to you?

Homie: I totaled my dad's car. Never seen him so steamed in his life. Got tattooed on the right cheek.

Peeps: Shit, looks like that ink's gonna stick around for a while. Lucky he ain't knock any teeth out your grill.

by D. Liverance May 2, 2013

screwed, blued and tattooed

Unlike the imaginative explanations given, the definition goes way back to early machinists. After inspecting a finished manufactured or repaired part, the Toolmaker/machinist would

1 tighten all parts and screws (Screwed)
2 Use Blueing a blue paint lke stain that stuck easaly to metal (blued) and
3 Put his inspectors mark through the blue paint with a sharp scriber (tattooed)

The part has passed inspection, it's been screwed, blued and tattooed and ready for release from the machine shop.

by Fantail July 31, 2009