Definitions by MJCA

screwed, blued, and tatooed 

And old phrase describing joining the Navy; you were screwed for joining, blued for the blue uniform, and tatooed usually with an anchor.

"Did you hear Davey joined the Navy?"
"Yeah, his ass is screwed, blued, and tatooed."

screwed, blued, and tatooed by MJCA May 5, 2006