Definitions by Armored

skadoofed

The state of being under the influence of drugs or alcohol to the point of borderline unconsciousness.

Stew: Are you okay?
Matt: I’m fucking skadoofed

skadoofed by Armored March 14, 2020

The state of being supremely high, beyond cognition.

Carter : Bro I can’t feel my hands.
Stuart : You are absolutely tartoofed

Tartoofed by Armored September 5, 2019