2 definitions by Armored

1

The state of being supremely high, beyond cognition.

Carter : Bro I can’t feel my hands.
Stuart : You are absolutely tartoofed

by Armored September 05, 2019

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2

The state of being under the influence of drugs or alcohol to the point of borderline unconsciousness.

Stew: Are you okay?
Matt: I’m fucking skadoofed

by Armored March 14, 2020

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