2 definitions by Armored

1
The state of being supremely high, beyond cognition.
Carter : Bro I can’t feel my hands.
Stuart : You are absolutely tartoofed
by Armored September 05, 2019
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2
The state of being under the influence of drugs or alcohol to the point of borderline unconsciousness.
Stew: Are you okay?
Matt: I’m fucking skadoofed
by Armored March 14, 2020
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