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tattered windsock 

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"

tatter bug 

A bad ass black redneck
That's a tatter bug right there with a dip in on that tractor
tatter bug by Themadripper July 13, 2016

twatterrhea 

When a woman is on her menstural cycle and her monthly flow is very heavy .
"You gonna come watch the game over at brizzles?" "nah my girl has the dreaded TWATTERRHEA"
twatterrhea by STEVIE-O 904 February 21, 2009

tattarrattat 

A knock on the door, as coined by James Joyce in the book Ulysses.

It is also the longest palindrome in the dictionary.
"I was just beginning to yawn with nerves thinking he was trying to make a fool of me when I knew his tattarrattat at the door"
tattarrattat by CaseyB May 19, 2008

Tatter-tot 

Just like teabagging, except you do it with your salty u showered nuts
As soon I get home from workin this 12 hour shift I’m gonna tatter-tot Dennis while he’s sleeping.
Tatter-tot by Bigdickballer420 December 21, 2020

Jack Tatters 

A huge bitch who has a crush on his small time DJ/ rich kid friend Dylan
“Jack Tatters is such a bitch

“Jack Tatters stop talking to Harley on FaceTime and actually play monopoly
Jack Tatters by Duck wontons May 28, 2020