tattered windsock
To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"
"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"
"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"
tattered windsock by Chris Dwyer June 11, 2006
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Tatterr • tatters • tatterdemalion • tattered • tattered rags • tattered windsock • Tarterrible • tasterrific • Tatierra • tattarrattat
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tattarrattat
A knock on the door, as coined by James Joyce in the book Ulysses.
It is also the longest palindrome in the dictionary.
It is also the longest palindrome in the dictionary.
"I was just beginning to yawn with nerves thinking he was trying to make a fool of me when I knew his tattarrattat at the door"
tattarrattat by CaseyB May 19, 2008
Tatter-tot
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Jack Tatters
“Jack Tatters is such a bitch”
“Jack Tatters stop talking to Harley on FaceTime and actually play monopoly”
“Jack Tatters stop talking to Harley on FaceTime and actually play monopoly”
Jack Tatters by Duck wontons May 28, 2020