Tatern'

Launchin' some taters from a tater canon.

Yeah, Bob was tatern' last Sunday.

Tatern' by Compigeon March 22, 2024

sack of taters 

A child whom you put to bed over a hour ago found hiding in their parents bed..

Oh goodness is that a sack of taters or is that Staci Dee?

sack of taters by Jinxie Dee Breece October 18, 2020

tavern ham 

Pussy that has been aged from years of sitting on a bar stool at the local tavern. Most often having a salty taste with a honey glazed looked about it.

In need of a slam piece for the night, I dragged home some regional tavern ham. It was like a wizards sleeve blowin' in the wind.

tavern ham by Jcover June 27, 2014

whiskey tater 

Those who describe whiskey as their hobby and the silly things they do in pursuit of bottles of whiskey; mostly driven by fear of missing out, lack of knowledge or the need to post 'impressive' unopened bottles on social media. While not relegated to those new to whiskey drinking and collecting, “tater” activity tends to be strongest with that group.

That whiskey tater camped out overnight at the liquor store for chance to buy a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle bourbon.

He started his own blog so brands would send him free sample bottles of whiskey; what a tater.

whiskey tater by mastertater June 23, 2019

Channel the Tater 

A good way to remember how to say Channing Tatum's name in the proper order.

Oh yeah that movie had Tatum Channing in it right?

Its Channing Tatum, remember Channel the Tater.

Channel the Tater by strofty December 20, 2013

Taten 

A very sweet and thoughtful man. May not be the greatest looking guy around but is adorable in his own way. He's a goofball and is rarely ever serious unless he's telling you how much he loves you other than that don't expect anything short of laughing your ass off because of his constant stupidity. He will never fail to bring a smile to your face. He is romantic, smart, funny, caring, genuine, and incredibly adorable.

I am so in love with Taten he's honestly adorable

Taten by MadiSilvie June 27, 2017

moo tater pie 

when you use the front or back of the hand to gently push up on scrotum of another while saying moo tater pie. You do so in such a way that it feels good but still is little uncomfortable for the receiver.

Bern just gave me the best moo tater pie in the shower the other day!!!

moo tater pie by WhiteLightnin' February 18, 2011