A ship name for Tartaglia x Zhongli from Genshin Impact. Also a synonym of Chili (Childe x Zhongli), Gongzhong (their CHN ship name), and Tarushou (their JP ship name).
Since you have Childe and I have Zhongli, let's play in my world and have Tartali date!
There lived a certain man in Snezhnaya long ago
He was big and strong and his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Snezhnayan chicks he was such a lovely dear.
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kinda teacher
women would desire
Tar-Tar Tartaglia lover of Snezhnayan queen
There was a cat that really was gone.
Tar-Tar Tartaglia Snezhnaya's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
tartaglia is a hottie with a hottie body
some people call tartaglia ed sheeran, but that is simply not the case. tartaglia has foul legacy, ed sheeran does not. tartaglia also has a 9 inch dick. ed sheerandoes not.
speaking of long cooldowns, id wait for the full duration of tartaglias cooldown for him to look at me
i want tartaglia to eat me alive, or any other way he wants to use me
there are approximately 10,10,300 in the English dictionary, and not a single one of those words can define how much i love tartaglia
foul legacy, more like foul fuck me
person 1
"tartaglia is so hot, if he ripped me limb from limb and ate my family, id thank him for looking in my general direction. "